Extra! Extra! Read all about it! We are now recruiting fresh and hot girls to represent the new faces of tomorrow. So step up to the plate and show us what you've got. No experience is needed, but must be willing to take loads of punishment. Our staff is very hard and strict and won't hold back when breaking in our new girls. The audition will last for over two hours, so be sure to pack a lunch, because when we're through with you, you'll be packin' more meat than a donkey do.