What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? What do you want to be when you grow up? Fuck on video, duh! But who's gonna show you the ropes with so few good role models for America's youth? Well, if you're one of these five newcomers, it's Dana DeArmond, The Porn Unicorn. Knowing that the first time is never easy, Dana's donned the crown and mentored these wannabe 'pornstars' on the ins and outs of fucking with the lights on.