My Name is Mr. Jones, not "Punk-Ass Bitch Ho Trick"! Dear Abbie,
My wife and I are newlyweds & up until recently my wife possessed a squeaky clean & tight pussy that fit snugly around my undersized white meat. A week ago I came home from work early only to find "my one and only" fornicating with a BIG NEGRO who was sporting an unnaturally large MANHOOD! The sight of this was overwhelming... and a jealous rage came over me! I could have confronted him then and there, but I didn't want to get my ass beaten. So I kept quiet and stared through the crack in the door while cranking my miniscule, sorry excuse for a dick vigorously. This has gone on for 3 days straight and I'm starting to worry!

Can you help me?
Mr. Jones

R. Alarcon 10428 Burbank Blvd. North Hollywood, CA 91601