What's a bride to do when her groom doesn't show up on their wedding day? Well, if you're a liberated chick like Angela, you enjoy your last hours of sexual freedom. And what better way to say goodbye to that ol' swingin' lifestyle than to get it on with your old flame? Together they generate enough heat to melt a graphite rod.

But let's not forget the New Wave punky wedding guests! They're running amuck at the party, getting naked and partying with everyone in sight. Talk about wacky fun!

By the time the sweat stops flying and the hams stop slamming, everyone's forgotten about the wedding anyway! Did I say wedding? What wedding!?! All I know is, "She's So Fine!"