She's a frickin' whore from the Jersey Shore! She's the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more! Meet Guidette, the filthy lil' pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain't tanning or stuffing her face, she's busy blowin' every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party - be careful though, she's a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin' sauseege already kid!