Time was in our changing culture when a man whipped out his equipment, it meant he either needed to see a man about a horse, or he needed to see a dame about some lovin'. Maybe single parent households had something to do with screwing up the dynamic. Instead of chugging a six pack, men are now chugging their wife's boyfriends. And, in some cases, making an athletic competition out of it. Until it becomes a sanctioned Olympic event, we'll just as soon look the other way, thank you. At least that's the story we're giving the old lady.

M. Kulkis 710 Ivy Street Glendale, CA 91204