Ahoy there, landlubbers! You're about to witness the adventures of the Captain and his crew on the high seas! We recruit some young sweet things and bring 'em aboard our vessel, but before you know it they've got sailor meat in all of their portholes and gagging on the cock of the cockswain! Once our sails are raised those tails get blazed!

Prepare to see these ladies take it in their fore and rear hatches while me and the crew lower the boom on 'em. All hands on dick!