A transsexual parody. Nothing is what it seems to be. After being kidnapped, a soldier befriends one of his captors, who is drawn into the soldier's world. The soldier escapes and heads to London where he falls in love with an unlikely hairdresser. The hairdresser knows nothing about the soldier's background, and there are DEFINITELY some things about the hairdresser that he doesn't know either... and is about to DEFINITELY find out! Let's just say his hairdresser is packin' more than a blowdryer!