Kick Ass Guarantee! No fake tits, no condoms! Kick Ass Chicks 33: Braces
"Brace Face!" Girls with braces remind us of those hot high school chicks we could never get. They were shy about smiling, self-conscious about all that silver in their mouth, taunts of "tinsel teeth" still ringing in their ears. Like most high school girls, they weren't interested in boys their own age. They had crushes on older men. Men with experience and money. Men like... you! This DVD will help you fulfill those long-submerged fantasies. All of these girls are over 18, but they're just as sweet and sexy as those girls you beat off to as a teenager. Enjoy!

Kick Ass Chicks 35: Pigtails
Cute girls with pigtails. Why are pigtails so much sexier than ponytails? That's one of those mysterious questions, like the meaning of life. All we know is that a girl with pigtails is just so much more fuckable. Maybe they make you feel like a big man taking a sweet, innocent girls' virginity. Or maybe they remind you of the bratty girl who tormented you as a youngster, causing you to grow up with a huge crush on her. One thing is certain. The ponytailed girls featured in this movie will make you hopscotch naked with joy!

Kick Ass Chicks 65: Big Tit Teens
Remembering how it was in the crib, and the loving hand that dusted his young engorged pecker with talcum powder, a man longs to suckle the nipple that gave him life. And like the big dick he hopes someday he'll, himself, grow that man wants young big titties to complement his achievements. The plate to his fork, so to speak. Some men, if patience is their virtue, will cultivate a young blossom into teenhood, hoping for the opportunity of a cheap feel in an alleyway or the backseat of an automobile. It's to them that we lovingly dedicate this movie.