You gotta hump it and dump it! Now don't get me wrong. I like a romantic, candle lit dinner with a beautiful woman as much as any guy, especially if there's a little humpin and bumpin afterwards. But sometimes you just want to get laid! And you want it now because your balls are ready to burst. That's when finding a woman, especially a horny mom with years of raunchy sex under her belt who wants it as bad as you do, is the only answer. Let's get naked and get it on now! But when were done, its bye, bye baby, and don't let the door hit you on the way out!