Pound For Pound the Biggest Dick in Porn!! Charlene & Sasha, In an effort to try to launch my rap career, my friend Charlene introduced me to Deaf Hoe's CEO, Suge Wright, and while she was doing "everything" to try to convince him to sign me a record deal, I found myself taking advantage of some of Mr. Wright's hospitality... the maid, Sasha!

Jeannie Rivers, This was obviously a case of mistaken identity, and to tell the truth, I'm still not really sure why the beautiful blonde came by my homie "B's" apartment in the first place! But she just made me an offer that I simply couldn't refuse! You gotta see this!

Zena, Can you believe she came to pick her car up from the auto mechanic with no money? But of course, Mark, my mechanic friend knows other forms of compensation, and I made sure that he was "paid in full."

Tasha Hunter, When I saw this gorgeous, young damsel in distress (car trouble) I didn't hesitate to offer my help. And when she found out I was her neighbor, she didn't hesitate to show her appreciation.

Jack