You Can Judge This Book By The Cover. Once upon a time there lived a sweet, though shy librarian named Jenna. Now Jenna, had a very active fantasy life, (being around all them books and all). Anyway, her very favorite pastime was to imagine herself in all kinds of exotic places, with interesting people; who love to screw. Sweet little Jenna, you ask? You bet your Funk & Wagnell's! Ready? Read on...