Meet Erma Pearl and John Steep, the two finest secret agents in all her Majesty's empire...follow them in their most dangerous mission yet as they face a dangerous mad scientist who uses a mysterious DEX RAY to turn anyone in front of their TV or on camera into a raving sex lunatic...He must be stopped before her Majesty, herself appears on screen two days from now. As they search for him in Scotland, Pearl and Steep will have to team up with some other famous spies from around the world to exchange information and bodily fluids. The madman is getting closer every hour, time is running out...