She may not be the fairest of them all, but she is the most stunning...
And she'll do whatever it takes to stay on top.
Whatever you do, don't drink the apple martini!

Mirror, mirror, in my hand who's more wicked in the land?
For madam queen must have her way step aside, or you will pay.
Though it's been said that beauty is a curse, when you add in horny it can get much worse!