"Eloquent & Emotional! A Timeless Classic!" Hundreds of years ago, fat chicks waddled freely across this great land. They were worshipped and revered. But, with the advent of gymnasiums, healthy eating habits, and general good public taste, the fat chick soon gave way to her skinny counterpart - the hot chick. From then on, the alliance with fat chicks would forever be fragile. But, there is one man amongst us who serves as the custodian it this fragile bond. A man who can look past the flabby skin and deep into the fat chick's soul. This man is known as...the Chunky Whisperer.