It'll Put a Crease... In Your Mind. Meet Jean-Paul Slamdog. The Creasemaster. His obsession is the crease, and not just your everyday, average crease. No, Slamdog's in love with the crease between a beautiful woman's legs - and he'll do anything to get at it. His only problem is a four letter word. W-I-F-E. Another instant classic from the award-winning director Gregory Dark.