3.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
4
Video:
3
Audio:
4
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7/6/2006
There's not really that much to say about FUCK DOLLS #7, other than I assume that it's more of the same as the previous six volumes (none of which I've seen), and meets up to the erotic standards of an esteemed studio of smut like Red Light District. Tiffany Rayne appears on the cover and opens the movie wearing a pink outfit and black gloves and stockings while delivering a dirty monologue and solo performance with a dark rubber dildo. I found the action more amusing than erotic, especially during those moments where she "whips [her] fucking cunt" with a pink bundle of string. (For you fetishists out there, kindly forgive me for not knowing the actual terms of these many devices.)
Just when I was getting a bit tired of it all, Michael Stefano walks in and feeds her his man-meat, which she gobbles up hungrily. Some vagina-to-mouth action ensues, and then he pokes her doggy- and reverse-cowgirl style before pile-driving her for a minute or two. Finally, he rubs one out on her favorite dildo before she licks up almost every drop and swallows it down without too much difficulty. It's a fun way to kick off FUCK DOLLS, but it also sets the routine for the remaining two hours.
The following scene involving blonde Annette (who resembles Chloe Sevigny of "The Brown Bunny" fame) and Naomi (star of John Leslie's NAOMI: THERE'S ONLY ONE) is a bit more interesting, taking place outdoors with Naomi getting a few licks of her partner. They retreat indoors, and Annette offers her own oral skills. With a dildo and feathers stuck up Naomi's ass, the girls retreat to a couch in the next room and bathe Tony T.'s cock with their tongues. Naomi then dons a gag with a dildo on the end, and her blonde partner sucks on it with zeal. The sexual routine gets back to "normal" as they continue their threesome, which ends with the girls sharing his load for a little cum-swapping.
Joanna Angel, a brunette who starred in a few major features for VCA (which I regrettably still have not viewed) is apparently into fetish and has a few too many tattoos for my taste, is pounded by Tony T. and Benjamin Bratt in a decent three-way which include double penetration, lots of anal sex, two cumshots to the mouth with explicit swallowing. I might have enjoyed this scene better had it been presented with a bit more imagination and a bit more excitement on behalf of Joanna.
Dressed in red fishnets top and bottom, blindfolded, and fitted with some dental gear which keeps her mouth agape, Georgia is a cute blonde with a nice rack (not too big, not too small) who submits to Manuel Ferrara. She crawls to him while blindfolded, guided by the sound of his heavily accented voice, and we see that along with all her other gear, she has two beaded dildos as well as a string of beads up her ass. I can pretty much guarantee that even Batman never came that fully equipped. She eats his cock greedily, with loud popping noises but not too much in the way of deep throating. They fuck for a while, and then Mr. Stefano comes in to make it a threesome. Anal sex and double penetration follow, with Georgia smiling and enjoying herself throughout. For the climax, she again wears her oral apparatus while they jerk off into her mouth. She holds the liquid in her throat for a while, then the object is removed and she swallows the contents. Thought not the best scene I've ever witnessed, it's the one I enjoyed most of this movie.
Finally, dirty blonde Cherie shows up next, and I have to say that uptight, conservative old me was more than little distracted by the piercing right underneath her lower lip, which looks like a small nail jutting out. Ferrara and Stefano give it to her in the quim and up the ass, and she shows off a little of her "squirting" talents in the process. I found this finale to be rather dull and certainly not on my high list for repeat viewings. Cherie is, however, a very good cum swallower and drinks up every drop without flinching or the slightest hesitation.
As far as bonuses go, besides the Behind The Scenes segment, the only notable extra is the blowjob only scene by Kelly Broox, which is show POV style and is enjoyable for her hands-free style and fun attitude. Hell, I found her twenty minute scene to be about as erotic as anything found in the main feature. As expected from Red Light District, video and audio quality are up to industry standards, though you also have to put up with a company logo watermark in every scene. With so much better out there, I doubt that an anonymous like FUCK DOLLS #7 would really be a main target of porno piracy (though you never know what these lowlife bootleggers will do), so the watermark is yet another strike on a DVD I consider to be strictly average.
By:
Diesel