4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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8/30/2006
Hillary Scott takes over the role created by Jessica Sweet in
Britney Rears 3, and it's a welcome change. Sure, Hillary looks less like the real-life pop star this series has been trying to parody, but she's also more nasty when it comes to sexual activity. The result is a
Britney sequel that's both fun and hardcore. In fact, this is the best
Britney Rears movie yet.
Instead of giving us another movie where Britney goes around making music videos and screws guys backstage,
Britney Rears 3 has her going back in the past to 1974 and getting hot and heavy with the studs of that era. It's a neat idea and sets up a lot of comedic moments...I mean, where else are you going to get to see Tommy Gunn in an afro? Only here, my man.
The movie opens with Britney/Hillary showing her friends Jenna Presley and Jasmine Byrne the hand-held time machine she just purchased off of Ebay. Jenna's not buying it, but Jasmine is interested, so when Hillary activates the machine, both her and Jasmine get transported back to 1974. Once there, Hillary is mistaken for Bridget - the co-star of a disco show called "Shafted '74", which stars black talent John E. Depth (here credited as just J. Depth). Horny viewers at this point should already be salivating over an interracial team-up between Hillary and John...and don't worry, you'll get one...you just have to wait a while!
First, we get to see Tommy Gunn in a threesome with Kat (who is wearing a blonde wig) and Naomi. Surprisingly, Kat doesn't get penetrated during this scene, nor does Naomi take anal (something she's already noted for), but it's still a pretty good team-up - with both girls sucking on Tommy's cock; Naomi at one point being penetrated doggy-style while in a 69 with Kat; and with Tommy jerking off on both gals' faces at the conclusion (although the majority of the cum
does land on Kat's tongue).
After shooting an episode of "Shafted," Melissa Martinez, Victoria Sweet, and Alana Evans stay on stage to give Johnny Castle some head in a blowjob only segment that concludes with him shooting onto all three of their faces.
Back in John E. Depth's office, Hillary tries to explain the time machine (which he's confiscated) to him, but he's having trouble grasping it. Hillary wants it back, but the only way John is giving it up is if Hillary sucks him off. Of course, our Miss Scott is willing to do a whole lot more - fucking John on his desk in the missionary, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl positions. She gets her face plastered with goo at the conclusion of the scene, and then time warps her way back to 2006.
Gosh, Britney, did you forget something? Sure did! Poor Jasmine is still stuck back in 1974! Hillary zaps her back, but also brings back Marco Banderas, since Jasmine was sucking on his cock at the time of the transfer. Hillary tells Jasmine she'll have to send him back, but agrees to wait until Jasmine has had her way with him.
Meanwhile, Jenna Presley is outside near a pool on a bunch of pillows and throw-rugs getting hot and heavy with James Deen. There's some really aggressive sex between the two that includes most of the standard sexual positions, and a nice facial at the end.
Hillary is in the final scene, joining Kurt Lockwood on a couch for the one and only pairing in
Britney Rears 3 that has anal action in it. Hillary takes it up her backdoor in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and pile driver positions, then takes a load into her mouth. She spits the cum out onto her hand and then sucks it back in her mouth...only to repeat the action. It's hard to make out if she actually swallows any of the cum or not, but it's a nice conclusion to a pretty fun film.
The video quality of
Britney Rears 3 is sharp and colorful, with the only real complaint being that it's full frame instead of anamorphic widescreen. Still, the picture is sharp enough to give it a top rating. The audio is 2.0 and, while still above average, does suffer a little with audio that is lower during the dialogue than it is during the sex.
My review is based on a screener of
Britney Rears 3, so I have yet to take a look at the bonus features, although the box cover promises a behind the scene featurette; trailers and a slide show - so look for those when the DVD is available for purchase. Word from Hustler is that this will be a 2-disc set as well, so look for some nice extras when the final version is available (this review will be updated at that time).
Smart and hip, I enjoyed
Britney Rears 3 quite a bit. The sex is well-shot and creative, and the story - while silly - never took itself too seriously and proved to be more entertaining that I originally thought it would be.
So the "new" Britney turns out to be a winner. Hopefully, Hustler will keep Hillary Scott in the lead for the next sequel, which I'm certainly looking forward to after the groovy time I had watching
Britney Rears 3.
By:
Spooky