3.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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5/8/2002
Never was there a truer title for a film than "Latin Psycho II: Crazy Assylum" - it perfectly describes its star and director Nacho Vidal. I'm a big fan of those Evil Angel folks, particularly John Stagliano and John Leslie, but sometimes Rocco Siffredi gets a bit too twisted and even mean-spirited for my tastes (I like watching almost anything, except when the chick looks genuinely uncomfortable or unhappy...then there's a problem). Nacho's in the same league as Rocco, so I guess he's got an appropriate home at Evil Angel. He definitely loves fucking - and it shows, to outstanding effect in a couple of scenes - but sometimes other parts become borderline freakshow, and that's when it stumbles.
It starts with Nacho picking up gap-toothed, tattooed American brunette Belladonna from the Barcelona airport. Belladonna's not the hottest chick around, but she has so much full-on energy that I found it impossible to not be turned on by her. Anyway, Nacho shows her a tape that he made in Barcelona of some chicks dancing, showing booty, getting fucked, and one plump-assed lass named Lupe stands out to them. In fact, Belladonna wants to fuck her. So Nacho calls her up, and Lupe comes over to cum. After a little sexy dance for Nacho, she pulls down her painted on jeans over her amazingly round bum, and lo and behold one of the most amazing asses ever is on display (I have to admit, however, that I was bummed afterwards when it never got reamed). Belladonna comes into the living room to join the fun, and soon holes are getting stuffed. Nacho sticks three lollipops up Belladonna's behind, then pulls them out so that each of them can suck on them. Whoa. Nacho's cock gets sucked nicely by the women, and Belladonna sticks a dildo up Lupe's quivering quim. Then, Nacho shoves some toys up Belladonna's butt: an above-average sized buttplug first (which she happily sucks upon removal) and then a massive black thing that could only be the size of a man's forearm. Amazing! Much orgiastic revelry ensues, with pussies of both women getting plowed with vigor, and Belladonna's ass really getting reamed out. This is definitely worthy of Evil Angel's standards of kink. Lupe even dildoes Belladonna's ass as Nacho cowgirls her so she can get DP-ed. Nacho cums on Lupe's sweet face (and Belladonna's hand underneath it), and it's a spunk shot to cap off a terrifically hot scene.
Next up is Hope Rising (as "Princess") who's trying to move a tacky looking shoe-shaped chair into her apartment. Nacho spots the tiny-titted cutie, and offers to help. She doesn't accept it, but gentleman that he is he follows her thong-clad ass up to her pad, where he seduces her into taking his manliness. She gives a swell B.J. and ball sucking to Nacho's stiffy before taking him cowgirl, missionary and doggy style, some of it with a dildo up her bum. After he heartily drills her doggy style on the kitchen counter, he pulls out and cums on her chin, tongue and the countertop at which point they both lean down and lap up his spillings to trade a cummy kiss. Well, Nacho doesn't force chicks to do shit he won't do, I guess.
The third scene is the freakiest of the bunch, mainly because it focuses on a midget named Dominika who's got some self-esteem problems, so Nacho takes it upon himself (with hotties Isha and Silvia Lancome and studs Tarzan and Franco Roccaforte) to teach her self-worth by fucking every hole in her tiny body. I dunno, this one wasn't my cup of tea. I'm sure I would've loved it with just Isha and Silvia, as both chicks are my kind of porn goddesses and they take cocks in their holes like seasoned pros, but it was tough to see someone so tiny get pumped the same kind of way. I'm not saying she shouldn't have been fucked but...sometimes Nacho's vigor seems to be too much for a normal-sized person, much less a dwarf. I don't know, maybe that makes me guilty of being the type of person that gave Dominika her complex, but in the end, I just didn't get turned on by waching her get filled up by cocks half her size. In case you were wondering, she's the one who gets all the spunk from the three cocksmen too, all over her face. (Her saga doesn't end here though...wait for the shockola finale after the last scene...)
Nacho saddles himself with beautiful brunette Faith Adams for the last scene, and here's someone that I would've like to have seen get pounded in all holes by him. You're treated to her beautiful, hairless asshole getting rimmed by an eager Nacho but it's shameful that it never gets fucked, man! Ah well, maybe in another film. She still offers him every inch of her amazing body, and he fingers her cunt, eats her asshole, doggies her slit, and shrimps her toes. Most amazing, however, is a blowjob sequence that's more like an honest-to-God face fucking, where Nacho lustily pumps his rod in and out of her mouth and throat. It's a slobbery, impassioned scene, and Faith is up to it. He then doggies and missionaries her while standing, and after she sits on his face and they 69, she sucks him 'til he cums. His orgasm is so strong he audibly farts into the camera (I'm sure that was fun for the cameraman), and it really seems like she swallows everything to boot (unless he had no spunk at all, which would be hard to believe after that much passionate fucking).
All in all, that's 2 hours 20 minutes of kink, some stronger than others, some harder to take (for me) than others, but at any rate it's never boring. If you've got a strong tolerance level for seamy porn, then this will be for you. In terms of kink, I'd say it surpasses Rocco, although in terms of toughness it's never as mean-spirited as Rocco can be.
Evil Angel makes solid features films, but they still need to work on their extras. I like their "fetish menu" that chapters things according to sex acts (so you can see all the rimming you want, if you choose), but aside from that, you only get a photo gallery, a scene breakdown that lists corresponding cast members, filmographies, and website info. The only real bonus is 38 minutes of unused footage, featuring more of Lupe getting fucked, additional bits of Dominika getting reamed, and lovely Faith Adams prancing about in a maid outfit.
By:
The Ice