Reviews
4.25
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Film:
4
Extras:
5
Video:
5
Audio:
3
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5/9/2000
Caribbean Undercover is a tropical blend of starlets and studs, as shot on location in?you guessed it?the Caribbean. The DVD version combines the movie and features (photos/web/scene select) with a featurette documenting the behind the scenes happenings. The two are sold separately on VHS, making the DVD quite a bargain. Oh, did I forget to mention Tera Patrick and Caroline Cage? Yea, they're here too! And they sparkle and shine like the crystal clear water of the Caribbean Sea. Adam & Eve are known for couples' flicks and this is no exception. The sex is sensuous and loving rather than hard and naughty, blending well with the exotic settings.
That's not to say the action was all bland and lovey-dovey. These girls know how to fuck, and naughty or nice they deliver the goods. Whether it's an all out slut-fest on a boat or some one-on-one with Tera Patrick's ass, I have to say the action was top notch. Patrick gets all squishy as she watches Caroline Cage and Evan Stone make out on the beach. Seizing the opportunity, Mickey G. lifts up her dress for a good tongue-lashing before Patrick takes control. She swallows his rod whole, working him up and climbing aboard for some reverse cowgirl action. They move settings from the balcony to bedroom for some doggie-style and a shot of love juice to her bountiful tits. Meanwhile, Cage and Stone turn up the heat themselves. Nice shot selection in this scene from a romance novel come to life. As Cage slurps on Stone's bone, the water laps at Cage's hungry pussy. They fuck like rabbits, even tossing in some anal action before Stone blows on her ass. Scenes from the orgy boat are mixed throughout, and create a sensory overload when coupled with the beach scene.
And the plot...well let's say it also feels very much like a romance novel come to life. Or a low-budget Bond movie at the very least. The good guys are searching for a stolen microchip, and the bad guys have it. You can fill in the blanks. Leave it to Cage to swipe the chip in a sting move that puts the bad guys away. Well, the sex was good and the location refreshing even if the plot wasn't.
As a complete package, Caribbean Undercover is hard to pass up. Some of today's hottest girls show us what made them so famous. Plus you get the whole behind the scenes featurette, and don't forget the absolutely gorgeous setting. Magnificent. This one's a keeper
By:
MasterB
2.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
2
Extras:
3
Video:
2
Audio:
2
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6/3/2009
I enjoy most of Tera Patrick's films (Island Fever is in my library). Jessica Drake is definitely an Adult Industry Mega Star (Curse Eternal is in my library). Perhaps my expectations were too high going into this movie, expecting the exotic and intense sex of Island Fever combined with a story line; a huge dissappointment.
This movie shouldn't be compared with any other Tera Patrick or Jessica Drake films. The opening sex scene, out doors in a Jeep, is niether stimulating or well shot. The muliple couple sex scene on the boat, I fast forwarded through. Tera's scene was watchable, simply because it's Tera Patrick, otherwise nothing great. Any other scenes in the movie I can't even remember.
If you're a collector of Tera Patrick or Jessica Drake, then I guess you'll still want this movie. However, I suggest not paying more than 4 dollars for the movie, as I paid right around 6 dollars and wanted my money back.
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Gandhi25
3
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Film:
3
Extras:
2
Video:
5
Audio:
2
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12/17/2002
Beautiful people and scenes, but excruciatingly slow plot. I had to turn of the sound for the monotony of the music.
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Gary
4.25
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Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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1/31/2001
Beautiful locales and even hotter women, this video has all the straight sex you could want (too bad there was little lesbian action). Some of the women could've looked like they were enjoying themselves more, but for the most part it was entertaining.
The features were excellent (especially the one featurette scene with the in-the-pool blowjob where the woman gorges on a massive cock!) and the previews made me beg for more.
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erotic9
2.75
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Film:
2
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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8/30/2000
The only good thing about this otherwise lackluster release is that Tera Patrick looks as gorgeous in the movie as she does on the cover jacket. With just too damn many slow-motion scenes, murky videography and boring sex scenes, this release is a waste of Tera's talents. Yes, this video was shot on the Caribbean islands...so what? We would be better off if the director got stranded there with this DVD. Anyone who believes that this DVD is as good as any Private release must be on the Adam & Eve payroll, because compared to Private videos like THE FUGITIVE, KRUEGER PARK and SEX SLIDERS, this movie is downright awful. It almost makes me wish that Tera sign a contract with Vivid Video so she can get out of these cheesy releases...almost.
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Diesel
3.75
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Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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7/24/2000
Filled with beautiful girls in exotic locations, this quality vid is as close to Private as domestic porn gets. The same can't be said for the DVD, which has constant mild color moire and edge pixelation, even in bright, evenly-lit scenes. Also, the audio, listed as Dolby 5.1, is actually 2.0.
As a bonus, the DVD includes a 90-minute behind-the-scenes featurette, and a program feature that allows the viewer to skip right to the cumshot during the scene.
EXTRAS-Behind-the-scenes featurette, step-through still gallery, trailers, "hot shot" feature.
By:
Mark Logan
3.75
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Film:
1
Extras:
5
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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6/28/2000
Combining the big budget couples-friendly style of Adam & Eve with everyone's favorite fuck machine Tera Patrick could cause some confusion. On the one hand, this looks like a feature flick with lavish locations, beautiful people everywhere and all that happy stuff. On the other hand, Jessica Drake joins Tera and this pair of totally hot prick pleasers know how to keep the raincoaters happy. Will one style win out over the other, or will we have that rarest of occasions where everyone gets what they want?
Our story revolves around a ring of microchip smugglers and the CIA Agents assigned to stop them. Brick Majors is the chief operative being sent in to stop the smugglers. Tera is the weapons designer. (Tera as a scientist? If Denise Richards can play a Nuclear Physicist in a Bond flick, I guess this could work.) She introduces him to his new devices, reminding me an awful lot of Traci Lords as she delivers her lines. Of course, Brick has the unique ability to make her acting looking Streep-esque. How bad does someone have to be to make me notice how poor his or her dialog is?
After dropping Brick off, fellow agent Evan Stone pulls off the side of the road and has a little afternoon action with the hot honey in his jeep. Oh no, boring couple sex, quick run and hide! Actually, it's all slow motion, which kills the heat. I can talk about how well shot this is and how totally cool the outdoor sex in the jungle is, but bottom line, no one jerks off in slow motion! He bends her over for a painfully slow fuck. Even the anal sex is all slowed down. Yes, it's shot well, yes the girl is hot, yes, we get close up anal, but all the good is doused by the slo-mo sex.
Evan is part of the smuggling ring, working with Mark Davis. (Kind of kills the intrigue to know who the bad guys are this early doesn't it?) After a transaction, they hit the high seas with Brick and some super hot babes. I love the high production values, big boat, open seas and the women, but I just know that all the gorgeous surroundings are going to be wasted. While Brick enjoys a day in the sun, his boss, Mickey G is making the moves on Tera. The action is taking on the boat however. Mark Davis has a couple of chicks working on him. I would sure love to see these two working on his cock at full speed. There is nothing new for me to say here. The surroundings are gorgeous, the sex is well filmed, but lacks any real heat thanks to the way it's presented.
Mickey is doing really well with Tera. Oh man, I'm going to be really pissed off here in a minute. You have the incredible Ms. Patrick, looking stunning as the prim inventor, and the only way it's going to look good is at double speed. I really hope that all the couples watching this are boning each other silly because there is no way in hell the average raincoater (Even those of us who still appreciate a well made feature) are going to be able to stand much more of this. Tera always looks good with a dick in her mouth and she gives very nice eye contact here. Her beauty alone makes this worth looking at in spite the already beaten to death problems I have with this flick. Her body is nice to look at from any angle, so the standing sex works, the reverse cowgirl works and it's no wonder Mickey manages a pretty good load on those luscious tits. Tera's hot and I'll give the scene good marks for looking great, but it's still a case of what could have been.
In fact, the rest of the movie is more of the same. With not much of a plot left to hang onto, there really is no reason for me to give you a play by play. Brick has a nice looking scene in the surf with a pretty good looking chick. The finally with Tera includes anal, but it's totally fucking worthless since it looks like someone was trying to make it arty. Dude, it's a hot babe taking it in the ass, who the fuck needs art? What I can't believe is that the 90-minute making of featurette has as much sexual heat as the movie does. What the fuck is that about? I admire a well made, location movie. My love for Pierre Woodman's Private stuff is evidence of that. I also like a well-written feature porn. Additionally, good looking women and outdoor sex totally do it for me. So why do I hate this flick so much? Easy, I hate slow motion sex. Fucking hate it. I don't get the appeal, even for a couples audience. When you take all of the elements I like, add a woman like Tera Patrick who looks so good it hurts, then douse the whole thing with pretentious bullshit, it just makes me want to kick in my TV screen. Tera looks great in her scenes, no doubt about that, but beyond her, I can't say I could find a single strokeable moment. "Caribbean Undercover" is a well made, couples friendly movie, packed with good looking people, lovely locations and a cursory plot. However, it has all the sex appeal of a day old jelly donut and may be the single biggest waste of talent I have seen all year.
By:
Roger T. Pipe