3.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
3
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6/15/2007
Viewers won't find out until the conclusion that
The Da Vinci Load 2 is actually a
prequel to the first Hustler release, but that doesn't take away from any of the fun. This sequel isn't nearly as lavish as the first movie (and even that one wasn't exactly what I'd call "big budget"), but the good news is the sex is a whole lot better...especially if you're a fan of Nautica Thorn.
Evan Stone reprises his role as Professor Lee Teabag, and Nautica Thorn takes over the role of Dr. Nadia Saint (played by Missy Monroe in the original) as Part 2 details the search for a cryptex that may just hold the secrets to pleasurable anal sex for women. In the pre-credits sequence, we see Manuel Ferrara seducing Persia De Carlo (playing Dr. Vida Vitelli), and as he starts to remove her clothing, the cryptex falls out of her panties. The two proceed to make out (in a scene that concludes with Manuel jerking into her mouth), and at the conclusion, Manuel sneaks the cryptex out to his waiting partner.
After the credits sequence, Professor Teabag calls Nautica to his home, where the lifeless (but cumstained!) form of Persia lies on the floor. Examining the area with ultraviolet light, the two reveal the word "Ejaculare" written on the floor. This leads to an in-depth discussion (the amount of exposition in this movie is staggering!) between the two about "The Nero Project" and how it could change anal sex as we know it...but if you can't follow along (I sure couldn't!), don't worry...it won't spoil the sexual fun.
Noticing Persia had something lodged in her behind (and not knowing it was the cryptex), Nautica heads off to the college dorm room of Denice K., thinking it might have been a sex toy and knowing Denise and Persia shared a lesbian relationship with one another. But Nautica gets caught red handed, and has to explain her way out by telling Denice (who happens to be a student of hers) that she is in her room because she has always lusted after her. This leads to a fantastic girl/girl session between the two, amplified due to both the teacher/student vibe and the fact that Denice is dressed in a schoolgirl outfit. In addition to licking and fingering, viewers will also get to see Nautica don a dark strap-on so Denice can ride reverse cowgirl; as well as watching the two girls share a long white double-ended dildo with each other.
Steve Holmes has taken the cryptex off of Manuel's hands, and is now set to turn it over to three biker chicks (that's bicycles, not motorcycles!) who meet Steve in an abandoned parking lot. After turning over a backpack with the cryptex inside, they inject him with something that knocks him flat. Fortunately for Steve, Nautica and Denice arrive only seconds later...and even more fortunately, Nautica explains that the only way to get the poison out of his system is to vigorously suck his cock! Nautica begins in the back seat of her car, giving some fantastic-looking head as she pumps her mouth up and down on Steve's tool. Then, back at her place, she places him on the bed for even more sucking, as well as penetration in the cowgirl, spoon and doggy positions. Steve blasts a load in Nautica's mouth, and the result is Nautica having a vision about all the hands the cryptex has passed through, and who has it now.
Meanwhile, Professor Teabag and his son (played by James Deen) have been kidnapped by the biker chicks and they plan to "pump" them for information. While Evan is tied up, Kissy Kapri and Naomi Cruise get into a threesome with James, and he takes turns pumping both girls' pussies and then jerks off onto both of their faces. The pop-shot is nice, in that we get to see two different angles of it, as the movie allows us to see it two different times - at the end of the sex, and again not long afterwards, when Nautica arrives to rescue them.
Evan and Nautica finally figure out the secrets of the cryptex, and how Dr. Vitelli had not only found, but actually created an anal G-spot for women. Wanting to test the doctor's theory out, Evan takes the third biker chick - played by Aline - into one of the other rooms for an anal sex session. The scene is both hot and entertaining, since both performers make an effort to "stay in character" throughout the action. We get to see anal penetration in the missionary and reverse cowgirl positions, as well as some vaginal in cowgirl and doggy style. At the conclusion, Evan stands above the table she is on and jerks a healthy load down into her mouth.
Although
The Da Vinci Load 2 was shot using hi-def cameras, for some reason Hustler chose only to give fans a letterboxed, non-anamorphic transfer on this DVD. So while the picture is sharp, it's not going to look the best it could have on widescreen TVs. Audio is presented in 2.0 Dolby.
Extras are average, but do include a nice 17-minute behind the scenes look at the film, where several of the girls (including Nautica) are interviewed. A slide show and trailers for both Hustler and VCA releases are also included on the DVD.
It's always bothered me that Hustler comes up with some pretty good ideas and scripts, yet never really spends a lot on sets or production. Fortunately,
The Da Vinci Code 2 makes up in sexual action what it doesn't have in visuals, and for that reason it's a porno you'll want to check out.
By:
Spooky