2.75
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Film:
2
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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7/4/2000
Lexus stars as "Debbie" in another feature based on one of the all-time porn classics. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: THE NEXT GENERATION, however, is one mess of a movie, with a plot that makes little, if any sense, not much heat between the actors, and the annoying presence of Sharon Mitchell. I didn't care for Sharon when she was a young porn star, and I really don't like her much more now! Only the lovely Lexus (who is right near the top of my list as one of the most beautiful women ever to do porn) saves this movie from complete disaster.
The movie begins with Lexus and Stephanie Swift stripping in a seedy club. Sharon Mitchell (who plays Lexus' mom) arrives and tells her daughter that she should try out for the cheerleading squad of a local team. Lexus agrees, and it's off to tryouts. She meets one of the players, Jon Dough, and immediately wants to get into his pants. She goes home and masturbates thinking about him.
The next day at practice, Stephanie Swift and Shane are making out in the girls' locker room. Sharon sees the two together and in an effort to get Steph off the team, she steals her boots and puts some broken glass in them. Meanwhile, there is some hot strap-on action going on between the two girls back in the locker room. Needless to say however, Stephanie is off the team after her little boot injury! It's too bad, because this movie could have used her in a few more scenes!
Sharon tries to get Mickey Lynn to take some pictures of another cheerleader, Reyna, in a compromising position. After watching and taking pictures of the action between Reyna and Billy Glide for a few moments, Mickey Lynn gets all excited and joins in on the action.
Later, Lexus and Toni James go to see the coach, Vince Vouyer, and try to convince him to let them make the team. Vince knows a good deal when he sees one and takes on both of these ladies. This is the film's hottest scene, but it's still only an average one. Lexus and Toni both have great bodies, and Lexus just looks fantastic with her legs spread and taking it from Vince. I was hoping for a facial, but Vince decides to deposit his load on Lexus' chest while Toni licks it off.
Jon Dough, the object of Lexus' desire, for some reason is obsessed with Sharon. Lexus sees them kissing and decides to take matters into her own hands. She teases Jon with her pussy while he is working on a car, and for some idiotic reason he walks away and decides to get a shower! Lexus isn't about to give up, though, and starts giving him a blow job while Jon is showering. The action then quickly moves to a washing machine, as Lexus finally gets pounded by Jon.
The final scene in the movie is between Tony Tedeschi and Sharon Mitchell. I actually felt bad for Tony because he had to do it with a woman old enough to be his mother. I don't know how he felt about it, but I was thinking they could have at least cast Nina Hartley if they wanted someone to play the mother! Watching Sharon have sex with Tony is almost like watching two guys make out, she is so muscular and unfeminine.
Lexus' talent is almost totally wasted in this production. She's supposed to be the star, but she is only involved in two scenes other than the very brief masturbation scene at the film's beginning. However, it's a good thing I at least had her to watch, otherwise this movie would have been a complete bomb. As it is, it is below average, but worth catching if you are a Lexus fan. Another thing that really bothered me was the poor direction. At several points in the movie I could clearly see the boom mike above the actors. Paul Thomas should have caught this in the editing room, but missing it is just sloppy film making, even for adult film. This is probably one of the few Vivid titles where the extras are far more of a turn on than the movie. Maybe Debbie should try doing something else next time around.
By:
Spooky
3.25
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Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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4/26/2000
This Vivid Films' remake of the classic entertains us with bit of a story twist. A twist from the original that is. Lexus(damn she's hot!) plays Debbie. She isn't in Dallas, though. Rather, she's trying to get Dallas into her. Dallas happens to be a basketball player. Nope, no football. For those not familiar with the original, Debbie was a cheerleader for a Dallas football team. This version pits Debbie as a stripper trying to make the squad for a college hoop team. The story has Debbie getting caught stripping by her concerned mother, played perfectly by Sharon Mitchell. Once caught, Debbie goes all out to earn a spot on the cheerleading team, with a little help from Mom.
The storyline is very good and the dialogue is delivered better than seen in most porn films. The acting is quite polished as well. Jon Dough, who has proved his acting ability in such films as Latex, Shock and Bobbysox, portrays the hoopster captain with ease and smoothness. Vince Voyeur, always cool in movies, plays the basketball coach. Here's a surprise...Shane(you know Shane's World)makes a welcome appearance as the cheerleading coordinator. Most noteworthy, in regard to performance, is Sharon Mitchell. She plays the "mother's gonna do whatever it takes to get my baby on the squad" role so well. What's truly impressive about Ms. Mitchell; she's not a full time actress. She is actually on the health/welfare side of adult entertainment, but her comedic appearance in the movie leads one to believe she's been at it for years. Her character notoriously tries to sabotage the chances of all the other potential cheerleading candidates. One scene has her putting smashed glass into Stephanie Swift's boots and another scene finds a bloodied teddy-bear hanging from a noose in a tryouts locker. You know what? She even has a sex scene.
On to the sex. Well now you know the story is good, but how is the sex. Sadly I say, "It coulda been better." I guess I'm hard to please, but I think there is a happy middle ground for length in porn scenes. Some films contain redundant scenes that seem to drag on forever. Some, as in this feature, are too short to be sweet. I just felt that the length(or lack thereof) diminished the erotic effect - a bit. One particular scene that made the grade though; coordinator Shane strapping one on with Stephanie Swift in the locker room. I won't give away the details... I'll just say, "Oh yeah". My thoughts on intended audience - couples looking for a tame flick. There is no rough-play. It's a decently filmed mild sex film with an entertaining plot. Fans of Lexus out there: you will probably like this one as well. Lexus is a hottie! She looks good in just about every feature which she appears.
Vivid DVD offers a variety of interesting extras. For instance, how about a section of footage from the AVN awards. If you've never seen an awards show...it's very cool. Also, this double-sided disc contains multiple-angles, DVD-ROM compatibility and web access. I love trailers! Of course there are previews here too. And to top it all off...an interactive game room. Enjoy.
By:
Anton Deztini
3
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Film:
3
Extras:
3
Video:
3
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3
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11/27/1998
OVERALL RATING: 6
84 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas
Vivid - 1998
THEMES: Cheerleaders.
STARS: Lexus, Reyna, Mickey Lynn, Toni James, Stephanie Swift, Shane, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Toni Tedeschi, Billy Glide, Jon Dough, Vince Vouyer.
EXTRA RATING- B
DVD EXTRAS:
VIEW THE FEATURE- Watch the movie.
MEET THE GIRLS- The nice running video, scrolling text bios of the 10 V Girls.
INT TEL SEX GAME- Four mini scenes featuring Debi Diamond, Asia Carrera and others.
AWARD WINNING SEX-Clips from AVN awards show, featuring Vivid winners.
CYBER SEX-Ad for new cyber sex set up. George Orwell meets Hugh Hefner, but do YOU want electrodes hooked to your unit?
PREVIEWS- Trailers for Sex Show and Sex Player
WEB INFO- Long ad for the Vivid web site. http://www.vividdvd.com
REVIEW:
Quick, name a porn movie that just about everyone has heard of. Chances are most of you said 'Debbie Does Dallas'. The story of a cheerleader gone wild has become part of the American vernacular like no other adult film. Now, as the millennium approaches, Vivid has plugged blonde cover girl Lexus in the lead role. To be honest, in spite the rather incredible box shot, it was not Lexus I was dying to see when I picked this video up. Instead is was the impressive secondary cast members like Stephanie Swift, Reyna (Lil Bit) and course Shane in her one movie between Seymore and her own stuff. With a cast of women far hotter than could have been imagined when the original Debbie strutted her stuff, let's see what Paul Thomas can add to the mix.
Lexus plays Debbie, a successful but unsatisfied stripper. She wants to be a model, but her mother, Sharon Mitchell has other plans. Sharon wants her to be a Texas Tiger cheerleader, so she can get all the right exposure. While Sharon can handle the dialog, and she certainly is old enough to play Debbie's mom, I have to wonder if poor Lexus feels like South Park's Eric Cartman. Is her mom really a dude? Sure looks that way to me. Mom convinces Debbie to try out and joins a bevy of young hotties trying out to make the top notch squad. She feels she can't possibly make the team and is about to bolt when she runs into the Tigers' star player, Dallas (Jon Dough). One look at him, and Lexus has her mind set on making the team more than ever.
Later at home, Lexus winds down after a hard say of trying out by getting to know her vibrator pretty well as she fantasizes about fucking Dallas. (Debbie Does Dallas, get it?) (And is that a fucking pom pom on he handle of her vibe?) It's mostly a solo scene with some fucking in the background. If you use the multi angle feature, you get some hot close ups, otherwise, it's very softcore.
Sharon is set on getting Debbie on the team, and sets in motion, a plan to assure success. There is a bit of a twist to her scheming. The coach of the team is the same coach who kept her off the squad when she was in college. (Pardon me, Vince Vouyer is the coach and I don't even think he was born when Sharon was in college.) Debbie introduces Dallas to her mom, but for some reason tells him she is her aunt. While mom is trying to gather info on the competition, she finds Stephanie Swift, trying to win favor with the team coordinator, (Shane) by making her body available in all ways. Shane with Stephanie is a great sight and has even a non lesbian scene fan like me ready to sing the praises of veggie sex. After sampling her tasty twat, Shane lets Steph wear a strap on, which she thankfully sucks before riding. I don't care if it is just a plastic dick, Shane with anything phallic in her mouth is a nut buster of a sight. Shane ends up wearing the strap on and delivers a fantastic plastic fuck. This really is a great pairing, which should mean something since it's not what is normally up my alley.
Steph would be on the team for sure, were it not for an unfortunate incident with some broken glass in her boots. An unfortunate accident that leads us to one of the funniest lines in an adult movie in a long time. (Any fuck you to Nancy Kerrigan is good in my book.) Later that night, the girls have Dallas over for dinner and in spite Debbie's obvious come ons, he seems more interested in Sharon. I guess eye sight is not important to basketball players.
Sharon enlists the help of fellow wanna be squad member Mickey Lynn to snap some comprising photos of Reyna as she fucks Billy Glide. Cheerleaders fucking is scandalous? (Only if you're at Notre Dame and the football players get caught watching.) Mickey gets very turned on watching as they grope each other and by the time Reyna gets her lips around his big cock, she is fingering her pussy a few feet away. Who can blame her. This little cutie looks incredible with her mouth stretched around a fat pole. By the time Billy starts working on her pussy, Reyna invites Mickey to join them and a three way breaks out. Hell, I'd take either one of these cuties over most girls, so both of them has Billy looking pretty happy. So happy in fact, that he drops a load on Micky so Reyna can rub it into her chest.
Dallas shows up to see Sharon, ignoring all logic known to heterosexual man, to get her to go out with him. When Debbie comes home, they cover by saying he wants to go out with her. (And why wouldn't he?) The plot thickens. The cheerleading practices are pretty fun to watch. It's pretty easy to see which girls have had some experience and which ones are totally clueless. The pranks continue as Sharon tries to scare off the other girls.
Meanwhile, Debbie uses another pal, Toni James to try and get some dirt on coach Vouyer. He offers to help them get on the team, and in turn, they offer themselves up. Toni takes charge from the start and upstages Lexus big time. While both women are great to look at, Ms. James just exudes far more heat. Before you think I am bagging on Lexus, I do have to say this is the best scene I have seen her do. Toni is just one of those great blends of looks and heat that are tough for anyone to beat. Vince moves them over to a small couch where he takes turns fucking one girl while the other sucks pussy. This way everyone gets happily filled and drilled. Vince drops this wad on Lexus' tits and Toni licks it off.
Debbie finally finds out that Dallas is messing with her mother. Now it's time for the hunter to become the hunted. (What?) I don't know, I just always liked that saying. She tracks Dallas down and follows him into the shower. For some reason, he was resisting her advances. After she sucks him hard, he puts her up on a washing machine and starts slam fucking her sweet pussy. Again, having never been a Lexus have before, I am rather struck by how good she is in this scene. Another non facial, but we can't expect her to be Kaitlyn Ashley overnight now can we?
When Sharon gets caught pulling some of her stunts, she finds herself at the home of team owner Tony Tedeschi. She has some big news for the billionaire, that leads us to a very unfortunate occurrence. Tony has to actually fuck Sharon. Don't get me wrong, she is in incredible shape, better than women a third her age, but she never did a thing for me fifteen years ago and some things just don't get better with age.(Memo to PT. Two words, Sharon Kane.)
With a few loose ends tied up, things come to a halt. On one hand, I liked the light hearted comedy of the script. On the other, how do you explain using both Shane and Stephanie in just one, all girl scene? Lexus deserves credit for giving what is by far, her best performance to date. She fucks nearly as good as she looks in this video. Mickey Lynn and Reyna are hot as always. Paul Thomas gets credit for a well shot and fairly hot sex vid. Sure, it's more of a couples film that a raincoater, but there is enough reason for just about anyone to check it out. One thing though, Sharon Mitchell must not get sex roles again, please. I'll be humming 'Dude, Looks Like a Lady" and "Lola" all day.
By:
Roger T. Pipe