Sativa Steals The Show In Teen America 3! 4 out of 5.00 - Film: 4 Extras: 2 Video: 5 Audio: 5 - 2/9/2005
The Teen America series from Digital Playground uses the same "Jack" character (actually director Robby D.) that we've seen in the Jack's Playground series, but offers a more straightforward approach to gonzo porn. In each of these releases, we are introduced to a number of different women who are all vying for the title of "Miss Teen America". However, none of these titles ever really crowns a winner...so it's up to the home viewer to decide who gives the best performance.

The first segment in Teen America 3 is entitled "The Plumber" and features AVN's 2005 Female Performer of the Year, Lauren Phoenix. After she's done working on the pipes, she gets to work on the pipe of Mark Ashley in a scene that starts in a kitchen and then continues in another room on a couch. Lauren gets some blue anal beads shoved in her ass during the scene, and gets missionary from Mark while the beads are still in her behind. After he pulls the beads out, Lauren is treated to some anal from Mark, and the scene concludes with him jerking his load onto her face.

Before I watched this title, I assumed Lauren's scene would be my favorite, given her record for giving really great performances in front of the camera. But I have to admit that the scene that really turned me on in Teen America 3 features Sativa Rose. In this scene, Sativa is a college student pledging her sorority, and she has to sneak into the dean's house and steal a paddle he has. But when she breaks in there (along with "Jack" and Christian XXX) she finds all kinds of kinky bondage gear - including a ball gag and a large dildo. Of course, this gets Sativa all worked up, and Christian decides to join in on the fun. There's a great bit here where Sativa gets the ball gag inserted in her ass and then it's pulled out and strapped to her head for her to suck on! The scene also includes some standing 69 action, and a thick pop-shot from Christian into Sativa's mouth - all of which she swallows!

I've always had a thing for goth girls, and Rachel Rotten certainly has that "look" about her. The only problem I've had with her scenes is that she only does her boyfriend (husband?) Rob Rotten on camera. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that Rob has so many tattoos on his body, he makes guys like Skeeter Kerkove look conservative. Rachel does look great here, though - wearing some red and white striped thigh highs and red heels. The couple go at it in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and missionary positions, ending with a pop-shot into Rachel's mouth.

19-years-old, dressed in a college sweater and red heels, Harmony Rose plays a sorority girl that reminds you of those prim and proper girls in college that you just knew were wild and crazy in the bedroom (or at least you guessed they were, since you're chances of ever scoring with them were absolutely nil!). Christian XXX lucks out and gets to be the one to try out Harmony in this segment - which includes standing doggy, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. The cumshot here is slightly unusual, as Christian unloads on a paddle that Harmony holds out, and then we get to watch as she licks the cum off of it.

The final scene features Megan Martinez as a nurse who gives a little tender loving care to porn stud Tommy Gunn. But that's only after Tommy has her wearing a ball gag and handcuffs and is leading her across the floor on a chain! The scene includes doggy and reverse cowgirl penetration, and ends with Tommy shooting his cum onto Megan's tongue and face.

Before the credits roll, we get a preview of who will be in the next Teen America DVD - which is slated to include Katsumi, Tyla Wynn and Haley Paige! And if Teen America 4 is anywhere near as good as Teen America 3, you can bet I'll be tuning in!

      By: Spooky

Not the best of the series, but still good. 3.5 out of 5.00 - Film: 4 Extras: 2 Video: 4 Audio: 4 - 5/6/2005
Oops, I missed this one. I just reviewed Teen America 4 and forgot all about volume three. As before Jack is out there doing behind the scenes interview for the Teen America pageant. With four movies filled already we have to wonder when this damn contest is and how many girls are in it. He gets to shoot Lauren Phoenix in this volume and she is always worth a look. Teen-dream Sativa Rose is also on hand to show off her incredible body. With great tease built in and some fun with the interviews, this should be another very good flick from one of the most popular gonzo lines on the market.

Lauren Phoenix is not your average pageant contestant. She works as a plumber which makes for some interesting tease footage. Jack interviews her as she works on the pipes in a bathroom. True to form she has her crack showing as she bends over. In the end though, she does what all the other TA contestants do in order to impress. Mark Ashley is the lucky sound guy who gets to help her with her talent. (Shoving things up her ass of course.) He begins with his tongue and but also an impressive girl with huge hooters. Once the anal beads have all disappeared into her butt, he pushes her legs up over her head and fucks her pussy. Lauren turns in another fine fuck, showing off those long legs during some standing doggy. Eventually he pulls the beads out so that he can get his cock between those cheeks. Mark goes from her ass to her pussy and back again, giving us a great view from every possible angle. The RCA is particularly hot. In the end she takes a great shot right on her face.

Sativa is pledging a sorority on campus and Jack catches up with her when she is busy TP'ing the Dean's house. She breaks in looking for a special paddle and ends up finding a whole bunch of sex toys. Once again the sound guy gets to have a whole lot of fun. They do a bit of an interview, but the ball gag in her mouth makes that a little difficult. The paddle comes in handy as Christian works her into a frenzy with his hands and fingers. He eventually replaces the gag with his cock and Sativa has a chance to really shine. They hook up for standing 69 which is hot, but tends to hide her face a bit too much. She gets on top for some reverse cowgirl that is more than a little bit easy on the eyes. Her little body is just perfect and those tits are beyond description. It is a rather quick fuck compared to some of the others, but it ends with a perfect facial from this wonderful young woman.

Rachel Rotten is an interesting choice to play a teen cheerleader, but with a body like she's got, she can play anything she likes. She is actually a rebellious young thing who hates cheerleading, hates the pageant and is proud to admit that she's a slut. Rob Rotten is impressed by her attitude and when she changes out of her skirt into some thigh-high stockings. He teases her with a riding crop and then whips out his tattooed cock for her to suck. Rachel does a really nice job on his crank and shows that bad girls do it better. Her fucking is quite enthusiastic and her pale, non-inked skin is quite a contrast to Rob's living tapestry. He lowers the boom on her for a quick fuck and then messes up her chin with his cock cream.

Harmony is a sexy sorority girl who does her interview is a big sweater and with a paddle in her hand. It's that same paddle that Sativa stole so they put it to good use on her pretty butt. The sexy blonde knows how to talk and show off in a way that makes us all want to jump her. She shows even more skill when it's time to suck cock. Taking Christian's meat down her throat Harmony does a whole lot more with her mouth than most sorority girls would even think of. Showing off her nice butt, Harmony takes a ride. I've complained in the past that the scenes sometimes stretch too long in this series, but this movie feels like we have gone too far in the other direction. She dismounts and has him cum all over the paddle so she can get a little taste.

Meagan believes that she should be Miss Teen America for two simple reasons, her tits. They aren't very big, but they are perky and quite nice I must say. We get a bit of public flashing, but the main event takes place back home when she puts on some bondage gear and gets nailed. The tease isn't anything special and Meagan is a little shy when she is face to face with a hard dick. She looks great sucking and stroking slowly, but it just seems a bit flat after some of the hot action we have seen so far. He bends her over and continues the low-energy action as he pushes his dick slowly into her pussy. Tommy gives her a decent shot on the face, but Meagan is going to have to take some lessons from some of the other girls is she wants to stay in this competition.

This is probably the weakest Teen America so far. Having said that let me soften it by adding that it's still pretty freaking good. Sativa Rose and Harmony really impressed me in this movie. Sativa always does so there is no shock there. She is totally cute with a body that doesn't quit. Harmony is a bit newer and sucks cock like no sorority girl I ever met. Lauren Phoenix never disappoints and her anal scene to start this movie is fantastic. I love the idea of her as a plumber. It is fresh and sets things up perfectly. The other two scenes weren't bad at all, but they just don't quite measure up to the others. Some of the scenes actually feel a bit short for a change, but the action is well placed and easy on the eyes. Being the weakest volume in a strong series isn't bad right? It's kind of like being Godfather 3.

      By: Roger T. Pipe