3.5
out of 5.00 -
Visual Appeal:
2
Recreational Value:
4
Tactile Appeal:
4
Durability:
4
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3/13/2009
I don't get dolls. I just don't. There seem to be three classes of toys out there: strokers, whatever you call those ones that are basically entire asses with both openings, and dolls. I always opt for the second and have never used the third, so this is a new experience for me as I sit here getting light-headed from inflating the lovely Ms. Hilton.
It's up my alley, don't get me wrong. Doggie style = win in OranjeNation. I have a thing for asses, too, so it's nice to have that aiming up. But it's the tactile material that I can't get over, that feeling that I'm somehow having a very wrong sexual fantasy with one of those inflatable bats from a ballgame of my youth. It doesn't help that the box encourages me to stare deeply into her eyes... those pixilated eyes above a comically fake looking mouth opening. How can I stare into that? Good thing indeed it is doggie style.
First off, I recommend getting a pump. Ms Hilton has a lot of internal volume, apparently. Once you get it inflated, though, it can be pleasant enough. I put a POV film on,
Double D POV. I flipped to the scene with Tory Lane, and as long as I wasn't too cognizant of what I was doing, it worked quite well. I mean, it was large enough to seem like an entire woman, so that was nice. It was weird, though, as OranjeWife in that position would be pointing out which women are hot, and OranjeGirlfriend wants me to do very specific things to her. To have something so utterly passive was quite odd.
If you're used to dolls, you'll like this, I think. It was nice on the dick once all the blood left my head and circulated around my body a bit. And it's not a bad choice for a first doll, either, as it is bent over like that. It would be that much more frightening to get initiated like this in a missionary position. Yikes. Then I guess you have to engage in small talk.
By:
Oranje