The Dark Knight Returns 4 out of 5.00 - Film: 5 Extras: 3 Video: 5 Audio: 3 - 5/15/2009
LEX THE IMPALER is one of the best interracial series out there, and already this third edition has won raves from critics and fans alike. Of course, good sex is good sex no matter what color the participants, but Mr. Lexington Steele is well-known for his cocksmanship as well as his natural charisma. What makes volume number three particularly special is the presence of Jenna Haze, perhaps the best adult performer ever. (And I write that based on more than ten years of on-line porn reviewing and nearly twice that of porn watching.) Even more remarkable is the fact that Jules Jordan is the one directing his girlfriend to get fucked on-camera when I would rather keep her all to myself (preferably locked up in a basement with a lifetime's supply of food, water, lingerie and high heels), but I guess we should all be thankful that he's willing to share his wealth.

While LEX 3 isn't her first interracial scene (she was paired with Mr. Marcus in JENNA HAZE DARKSIDE, yet another amazing flick by Mr. Jordan), her affair with Mr. Steele is probably the best one she's done so far. She poses, struts, coos and giggles for a few teasing minutes before Lex gives her a wild ride, and it's a wonder that she can sustain such physical stamina. He plows her pussy, pausing for a few seconds to change position or to get his dick lubed up by her mouth, and then keeps on pumping. Before he sticks it in her backdoor, Jenna uses a butt-plug on her self for some double-penetration play and to ease her into the main event, which of course, involves Lex sodomizing her heartily. It's quite an amazing sight to see such a tiny whole get expanded to cave-like proportions. The overall nastiness is bolstered by the massive cumshot which plasters Jenna's pretty face, and confirms for me that even without looking at the rest of the movie, this disc is a keeper.

As it turns out, Jenna's scene is closely matched in quality by some of the other talents who soon follow Overall, blondes Shyla Stylez, Brianna Love, and Gina Lynn deliver excellent performances, though Miss Lynn along with Alexis Amore (whose "good, but not great" scene is saved for last) are the only cast members who don't do anal. Shyla is an aggressive oralist, who doesn't flinch one bit when taking some ass-to-mouth shots and enjoys working up a sweat during her action-packed scene which is as physically involved as porn gets. Brunette Nadia Styles is also a hard worker, though her appearance (especially that golden Buddha tattooed on her right arm) doesn't really do it for me. The same can be said for Alexis Amore who has a nice smile but isn't my type.

However, wearing a black and pink bikini, all-natural Brianna Love is always a pleasure to watch. She has a modest chest but an impressive bubble butt looks especially delectable when she's getting banged doggy style. Miss Love displays a genuine sense of fun and frolic when she plays with a dildo designed in the shape and form of Mr. Steele's own appendage before getting it on with the real thing. In the end, her face also gets slimed with his goo, which is licked off her fingers like pudding.

Gina Lynn takes centerstage after Brianna, showing off her top-heavy talents and delivering plenty of dirty talk to get us all hot and bothered. The sexual acrobatics include cowgirl positioning, doggy and missionary, with Miss Lynn enjoying every moment. The climax includes Gina swallowing enough of his load to make up for the absence of anal play. If you've seen this sexy blonde, or any other of these women in action before, then you know to expect nothing but hardcore greatness when they tackle the Man Of Steele.

Shot in widescreen proportions under generally bright, high contrast lighting, LEX THE IMPALER 3 looks great on Blu-ray and is worth the upgrade over the standard definition DVD. While I have some minor complaints over some shots where backgrounds flare in a nuclear whitewash, Jules Jordan's camera always seems to be at the right place at the right time, and what better way to witness such an act of Erotic Creation than in high definition? However, the soundtrack is in straightforward stereo, which is acceptable for most gonzo titles but slightly behind the times. (Digital Playground and other studios have sported 5.1 surround in their Blu-ray productions.) The bonus materials also fall into the "average" category, with only a Behind The Scenes featurette being worthy of note. Running at nearly twenty minutes, the extended hardcore footage and quickie interviews are an adequate, but unexceptional supplement to such an ambitious main feature.

When it comes to Blu-ray releases, the premium pricing demands that consumers be especially discriminating in choosing their high def adult entertainment. However, such precautions need not be taken when it comes to LEX THE IMPALER 3. Highly recommended.

      By: Diesel

The Power Of The Dark Side! 4 out of 5.00 - Film: 4 Extras: 3 Video: 5 Audio: 4 - 3/13/2008
When it's done right, interracial is one of my favorite genres to watch in porn. And since nobody does gonzo better than Jules Jordan, I knew I was going to have a good time watching Lex The Impaler 3.

What sets performer Lexington Steele apart from many of his African American adult counterparts can be summed up in one word: class. I have no knowledge of what Lex is like personally, but on camera, he always treats the ladies with respect and I've never, ever seen him be disrespectful. And yet, he still always provides great sexual action - proving you don't have to treat starlets like pieces of meat to create a great gonzo scene.

I'm guessing Jules feels the same way about Lex, since why else would he be willing to let his real-life girlfriend, Jenna Haze perform with Lex in the very first scene of this release? This isn't Jenna's first interracial scene (although I think it may be her first with Lex), but there's just something about watching Jenna's tight, petite body taking a huge black cock that's a real turn on - and it's presumingly a turn on for Mr. Jordan as well (what white guy hasn't fantasized about seeing his girl go interracial?).

The biggest shock of Lex The Impaler 3 is that Jenna's scene isn't even the hottest one on this 2-DVD set, and when you see who the other performers are, you'll realize why. Not only does Lex get to have sex with the lovely Ms. Haze, but he also gets to make out with the likes of Gina Lynn, Brianna Love, Shyla Stylez, Alexis Amore and Nadia Styles. How's that for an afternoon of debauchery?

Also worth noting is the fact that four of these girls let Lex give them anal, with the only exception being Gina Lynn and Alexis Amore. It's especially arousing watching Jenna take Lex's long tool up her behind in the opening scene, since you wouldn't think she'd be able to take anything that big up her ass.

If you're a fan of facial pop-shots, Lex The Impaler 3 delivers one in every scene. The best pop-shots are the ones with Brianna and Gina - with Brianna getting Lex's load all over her face, while Gina takes most of it in her mouth...and swallows! Jenna gets a pretty good facial as well, while Nadia's is probably the weakest of the bunch.

As is the case with all Jules Jordan-directed movies, Jules makes sure his female performers are dressed to the nines (I especially liked seeing Jenna in fishnets...which she leaves on for the sex!) and takes a few minutes at the opening of each segment to let the girls prance around and show off their visible assets to the home viewer.

The movie is presented in 1.78:1 widescreen anamorphic and looks great on a big screen TV. The audio is only in 2.0 Dolby, but that's more than adequate for the kind of action taking place.

While only a chapter selection and a list of Disc 2's contents appear on the first DVD, the second DVD includes a 18-minute anamorphically enhanced behind the scenes segment, along with a slide show, 6 trailers for other Jules Jordan releases, a text biography of Jules, and a cast list (simply listing who performs in what scene...not hard to figure out on this release, but it's been helpful on other titles).

I can't imagine any interracial fan not having a good time with Lex The Impaler 3. Not a perfect title, but still a whole lot of fun to watch.

      By: Spooky

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