4.5
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Film:
5
Extras:
5
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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3/18/2009
Just when you think interactive DVDs can't offer much more, Zero Tolerance manages to add even more creativity to the mix with the release of
Interactive Sex With Lisa Ann. On their previous interactive release featuring Bree Olson, Zero added a second, separate disc where one could "spend a day" with Bree. This time, they've incorporated that interactive idea directly into the main title - allowing users to go out on a date with Lisa before they make out with her...although those wanting to jump right into the sex can do that as well.
When reviewing interactive DVDs in the past, I've usually taken the time to describe each and every option to readers. However, this time I'm merely going to throw my hands up in the air and leave some of the selections as a surprise for those who buy the title. Not because I'm lazy, but because there are
so many different choices on this release (most of them with a second angle to view) that this review would look more like a college thesis if I took the space to cover them all. However, I will spend a few paragraphs giving readers the general gist of what they'll be able to do.
As the menu unfolds (sadly once again in non-anamorphic letterboxed form), viewers will get an introduction from Lisa Ann and the option to get down to fucking immediately or enjoy "The Total Experience," which actually has "you" going out on a date with Lisa Ann. If you choose the "Total Experience" option, you'll get to watch Lisa take a bath, listen to her talk about herself out by the pool, join her in the back of a limousine (with an optional blowjob included!), join her and Julia Ann at a club, and even bring both of them back to Lisa Ann's place either lesbian action or a double blowjob from the ladies.
In addition to all the choices you'll have in the above scenario, there's of course, a whole section where it's just "you" and Lisa Ann - with your choice of a number of positions, pop-shots, angles and even whether she's wearing an outfit or is totally naked. The options users will have here consist of Masturbation, Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy, Tit Fuck, Lisa & Friend (Julia Ann), Handjob and Dress Up. The masturbation and various sexual penetration positions also include anal options, and all vaginal penetration segments end with cream pie (i.e. internal) pop-shots. The Oral selection (which is a blowjob, as opposed to "you" giving Lisa Ann oral) gives users an option between cumming in her mouth or cumming on her face.
Those who wish to tit-fuck Lisa Ann will be happy to hear there's a lot of oil involved, as there is with the Handjob option. The only oddity I found was that when one selects the cumshot option in the Handjob section, the DVD jumps to the same pop-shot that's featured in the Tit Fuck section (onto Lisa Ann's chest). Whether that's intentional or a glitch, I'm not sure.
Each of the sexual positions also contain the option for Lisa to be naked or wear some lingerie, and viewers can see her trying on those three options in the Dress Up section of the DVD. Most of the sexual selections also include a slow/fast option, allowing users to determine how sensual or aggressive the action is.
While Disc 1 contains more than enough fun to make this a great release, Disc 2 is also loaded with material, starting with "A Day In The Life Of Lisa Ann," which is broken into three separate segments: "3 Way At The Office," "A Sexy Interview," and "Girls On Parade". None of these are interactive, but they're all presented from "your" point of view, as if you're Lisa Ann's latest hire at her talent agency.
"3 Way At The Office" runs about 27-mintues and has Ahryan Astyn coming to visit Lisa Ann and claiming she wants to dump her L.A. Direct model contract for one at Lisa Ann's studio. There's a bit about how the guy running L.A. Direct, Derek, is a jerk, and then Ben English shows up as Derek to complain about the bad rap Ahryan is giving him. (Which is kind of an inside industry joke, since Ben English actually
is Derek at L.A. Direct, lest any viewers think Ben's playing a made-up character). It isn't long before the three of them are making out, although unfortunately, "you" never get to do anything but watch.
"A Sexy Interview" has Lindsey Meadows showing up and getting into a 14-minute girl/girl tryst with Lisa Ann; while "Girls On Parade" is a 14-minute non-sex segment where we get to see several (assumingly) brand-new "wannabes" in the industry interviewed by Lisa Ann. Again, there's no sex here, but each one of the girls does strip for the camera.
As if all this weren't enough Lisa Ann for her die-hard fans, Disc 2 also contains 5 additional bonus scenes featuring her in appearances from other Zero Tolerance releases. These consist of her scenes from
Ass Cleavage 8,
Double Decker Sandwich 8,
Mother Load,
POV Centerfolds 4, and
You've Got A Mother Thing Cumming 2. These scenes range from 20 to 30 minutes each in length, so it's like getting an additional compilation of Lisa Ann's work along with all the other material on this 2-disc release.
It's still quite early in 2009, but I can't imagine we'll see a better interactive release this year than
Interactive Sex With Lisa Ann. If we do, I'm pretty sure it's going to come from Zero Tolerance!
By:
Spooky