3.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
5
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
3
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3/25/2009
WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION 6 maintains the high standards we've come to expect from director Jules Jordan. In short, it's a damn fine piece of hardcore with fine production values and solid performances. The original edition of WOAD was first released in 2002, and it's good to see that the director is maintaining quality control by releasing each new volume on a leisurely basis, rather churning them out like widgets on an assembly line.
Obviously, one has to hand it to Mr. Jordan for casting the most currently popular young talent in scenes which undoubtedly challenge their limits. For example, while featured performer Jenny Hendryx was genuinely good in TEEN AMERICA: MISSION 22, she is simply awesome here. Similarly, past starlets like Gauge and Taylor Rain can proudly mark their appearance in this series as a career highlight.
With all that praise being said, I must admit that WOAD 6 didn't strike me as being truly exceptional. That it meets the expectations of prior editions is enough to warrant a five star rating, but really, I wasn't a die-hard fan of any of the cast members, attractive as they all are (which, I realize, is my own personal problem). An actress on the level of a Tory Black or an Eva Angelina would have held me completely captive, but only Missy Stone (a pouty brunette) had me somewhat entranced. Nevertheless, the girls starring in this particular edition are among the most notable up and coming talent in the past year or so. All girls have anal sex, and almost all girls take an oral cumshot, which may include swallowing depending on the talent.
Jenny Hendryx shares her wealth with Marco Banderas and Jerry, and like greedy government-bailout recipients, they ravage her flesh until there's nothing left (of their own ball juice, that is). A riding crop is wielded but not used graphically nor necessarily, given how well Jenny keeps up with the two guys as they bend her over and twist her around for a shot in every hole, including a DP.
Riley Evans is pure hotness, even if you don't particularly care for curvy blue-eyed blondes (desirable characteristics which seems to be widely available in adult). She has a short discussion with Mr. Jordan, who compliments her on her work in BREAST MEAT, which by remarkable coincidence, happens to be a Jules Jordan studio release! Eventually, James Deen gets the pleasure of stripping her out of her fishnet outfit, and playing with her butt with his tongue and his cock. The action is pretty rough, but never tasteless, and includes some choking, toys up the ass, butt-fingering, and of course, hard fucking. The positioning (especially a well-done pile-driver) is excellent, with Miss Evans delivering yet another memorable, wankable performance.
Andi Anderson, however, manages to top her predecessors in a mini-gangbang attended by the likes of Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Christ Strokes, Scott Lyons and Jerry. They play warehouse workers who first lay their eyes on the leggy blonde when she drives up to Jordan's place, and the set-up reminds me of Anabolic's GANGBANG GIRL series at its best. Jordan asks her about her typing skills, but Andi explains that she just wants to do videos. What a luck. Miss Anderson is particularly seductive when she climbs on a table seated by the four guys, and the action never stops once they start getting their reaching for her. There were moments when a guy obviously had to be left out, especially when all three of her holes were being filled, but it's fair to say that each one gets their fair share of Andi. She swallows all four shots to the mouth with aplomb, making this scene the best of the bunch.
Loona Lux isn't nearly as impressive as Miss Anderson when it comes to onscreen presence and performance, but her scene with Lexington Steele is unsurprisingly excellent. Dressed out in as shimmering black and white short and shirt combination, this sexy African-American strikes a few poses in the kitchen, struts over to the linen closet to grab a towel, then walks upstairs to the bathroom where Lexington Steele is showering. She dries him off, but then gets his dick wet again when she sucks him off. They screw standing up in the bathroom for awhile, then retreat downstairs for some reverse cowgirl, missionary and doggy anal play. It's good to see a sex scene involving black performers which doesn't feel compelled to be interracial.
Finally, Missy Stone appears with James Deen, and she is a stunner...that is, until she smiles. The girls has great legs, a beautiful face, and an undeniably sex look, but she needs braces. It's not quite the "Big Book Of British Smiles" but it comes close. That superficial observation aside, she rocks in her scene with Mr. Deen, engaging in great anal action which seems to take place all over the mansion (first on wooden stairs, then by the bar, and so forth). Though Mr. Deen shoots himself all over her bunghole, she is thoughtful enough to clean up his rod with her tongue.
This is my first Blu-ray title to come from Jules Jordan's studio, and it looks great, but not spectacular. Let me point out that the picture resolution is 720p, which will certainly disappoint those who have state of the art widescreen displays and who demand the highest specification numbers possible from a Blu-ray disc. Also, the audio is in plain vanilla stereo (2.0), which again isn't nearly as impressive as the surround sound available on productions from Digital Playground, but it's effective enough. The Behind The Scenes segment available as an extra on this disc is actually just a collection of deleted footage from various scenes, which is fun to watch despite being obviously disjointed and out of context. I frankly prefer to see such segments edited back into the original video. Still, WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION has no need for any kind of extras when the main feature is this great. My minor whining aside, I cannot imagine anyone not enjoying every minute of this excellent flick.
By:
Diesel
4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
5
Extras:
4
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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12/30/2008
With a tough act to follow after
Weapons of Ass Destruction 5, Jules Jordan has come through once again with another gem in what is becoming the most popular gonzo anal series in adult films. Now, on to the review....
Even before I was seated properly, the camera was already zoomed in on Jenny Hendrix's famous ass. With a cute face and the prettiest eyes in porndom, it's easy to see why Jules wasn't able to restrain himself. In a room upstairs and wearing nothing but fishnet, she starts off by sampling Marco Banderas' and Jules' cocks. This is followed by one guy fucking her, as she is sucking the other off. The sex is pretty straight forward, consisting of mostly vaginal pumping in the cowgirl position while sucking cock at the same time. Finally, there is some anal action in RC and cowgirl, before the scene ends with the guys spraying two loads of DNA all Jenny's pretty face. There are some awesome shots of her ass here throughout, only to be outdone by the even hotter sex!
Next, we have the lovely Riley Evans with James Deen and Jules as they are having a little chat in his office. Wearing just a fishnet outfit, she is able to divert the guys' attention to her easily visible, huge tits and ass. After a little tease, James comes in for a closer inspection of her hooters, followed by some ass tonguing. Riley is just as able with her oral skills, taking a nice face fucking as spit is drooling out of her mouth. She mostly gets screwed in the vagina while James shoves a plug up her poop chute. When it's time for the anal, and we are treated for a nicely shot piledriver that ends with a huge load of semen all over her face.
Blonde Bombshell Andi Anderson draws the attention of warehouse workers on the way to the office to look for employment. The boys direct her to foreman Jules for an interview. After finding out what kind of job she is actually looking for, Jules calls for the guys to assist her in anyway they can. Andi immediately goes after their cocks, using her mouth, pussy, and both hands to ensure that everyone is satisfied. For added effect, she throws in some dirty talking. The action later switches to anal- they double stuff her holes while she is staring into the camera intently. Wow! The scene finishes with Andi on her knees and taking big loads of cum in her mouth. If you like cum eating, then you won't want to miss out on this one! Andi is the hottest girl in what is by far the hottest scene in the DVD so far.
Dark-complexioned Loona Lux looks sexy in a tight business suit. After a bit of tit-squeezing tease, we follow her into the bathroom at Juless house, where her man Lexington Steele is taking a shower. After drying off, Loona goes to town on Lex, schucking his huge schlong into her mouth as much as possible. It seems to be working, as Lex turns her over and fucks her doggie-style. After some ass plugging, sex in RC and cowgirl, Loona takes a nice load of Lex juice all over her face.
Finally, it's Missy Stone's turn, which is what I've been waiting for! With noticeably smaller tits and ass than her predecessors, she has her work cut out for her. This shouldn't be a problem, since this cutie is always sexually charged and full of "spunk"(more on that later). Handing her over to James Deen, Jules is now able to concentrate on capturing this little hottie on camera wearing just a skimpy skirt, see-thru top and no panties. The action begins when James tongue-fucks her a bit before making her gag on his cock. After bending over the bar to take her man doggie-style, she turns around to ride him cowgirl. Before rounding up the action, they hump in RCA and missionary anal with Missy's legs high up in the air! No longer able to hold back, Mr. Deen pulls out and delivers a blast of cream filling to Missy's gaping hole, which she diligently cleans off to complete a near-perfect scene!
Weapons of Ass Destruction 6 features great production value, direction, and an excellent cast (especially Andi Anderson and Missy Stone!), and would be a great addition to any adult film DVD collection!
By:
LN