4
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
3
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4/28/2009
LISA ANN: MILF TRAINER is such a vast improvement over a prior entry of this series which I had the misfortune to review (namely, NINA HARTLEY: MILF TRAINER), that I actually went back to check if the same director was responsible for both. Sure enough, longtime pornographer Axel Braun is credited with each flick (as well as all the other MILF TRAINER titles produced in the last year or so), but his work here is a distinct improvement on a technical level, and his talented cast easily out-perform those I've seen before.
Of course, it helps that super-sexy Lisa Ann is spotlighted in two scenes (the first being an interracial affair with CJ Wright, and the second involves a blowjob only performance on Cheyne Collins and John Espizedo) where her efforts alone merit an above-average waiting. Back in the mid-nineties, she was an exceptional performer, whose great looks and wet-dream body matched her level of energy and sensuality. With her return back to the world of blue movies in 2007, it's good to see that she has retained both her edge and her appeal.
After an awkward (and repetitive) introduction to the title, Lisa Ann quickly goes down on lucky CJ Wright, for an interracial coupling which serves as a terrific opener. Wearing a white dress which shows off her ample cleavage, the saucy brunette is as hot and as sexy as any "barely legal" pornstar seen these days, and she exhibits believable passion towards her partner. Along with some expert cocksucking and some athletic fucking, there are some tender moments where the two kiss seductively. It's rare to see something as simple as kissing during rough and tumble scenes like these, so the extra effort is appreciated. Lisa Ann engages in pussy-to-mouth fellatio and tit-fucking, and gets screwed in almost every position known to human kind. The shot of spunk to her mouth isn't graphically swallowed, but it concludes the scene appropriately.
Unfortunately, Lisa Ann's second scene, where she sucks off two guys at once (actually, she only fellates them one at time while they stand above her) is a bit weak, in comparison. Appearing in the middle of the movie, it's basically a brief, throwaway scene which might have been better off included as a Blu-ray bonus. That the guys end up jerking themselves off on her chest is a rather lackluster ending.
Busty and sultry Victoria Valentina comes off like a curvier and slightly older Paola Rey. Jay Lassiter seems to really enjoy eating her out, banging her pussy missionary style, and getting his dick deep in her mouth, and naturally, who could blame him? She doesn't do much talking onscreen, but she has a visual appeal which is obvious and makes this scene the second best in the flick. The only real complaint I have with their scene is the money shot, which leaks out weakly between her tits after he gets them sandwiched in between. After all that action, I expected something more than just a dribble of cum to the chest.
Annette Astoria, an attractive brunette who is matched with Kris Slater, does most of her sucking on top of a pool table. Medium shots showing off the full-length of her hot, bikini-ed body while she slobbers on Slater's cock makes for some pleasurable viewing, indeed. He also screws her while standing up against the table, and as with other scenes, engages in different cowgirl positions for an extensive time. She appears to be avoiding getting slimed in the face as he jerks himself off, but he holds on to her head just as he's about to unload, and nearly blinds her right eye in the process.
Racquel Devine, who has actually been in the business on and off (no pun intended) for the last ten years, is teamed with Jay Lassiter for an average session of sex. Other than some hand-guided deep throating, there isn't much to note regarding their scene, other that it's performed competently and she takes a cumshot to the mouth.
Bonus materials on this well-made Blu-ray disc include a fifteen minute Behind The Scenes segment, based mainly on interviews with Victoria Valentina and Lisa Ann. When it comes time for Lisa Ann to ramble, we are "treated" to the rather amusing (and disturbing) sight of John Espizedo in the background, masturbating furiously with one hand while holding a bottle of water in another. He appears to in state of concentration greater than when Yoda raised the swamp-sunken X-Wing Fighter, but Lisa Ann seems not to care about the delay in her scene.
The video quality is very good, with images looking far less cheesy than usually seen in Hustler productions. Lisa Ann looks great, even aside from the soft focus introductions. The audio is regular 2.0, and occasionally suffers from poor miking (a common technical flaw in almost every other porn title).
Overall, I'm very happy with this MILF flick, even though it's a genre which doesn't hold any special interest to me. Lisa Ann's presence alone definitely deserves a strong recommendation.
By:
Diesel