4
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
5
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9/22/2009
Either I'm really drunk (possible, as always), or Hustler has done a good job with not just their latest parody film,
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris, but also with their phone sex ads in the beginning. Hell, I almost called. That's saying something. I mean, wow. There was also a commercial in the beginning for Hustler video in general, and I wish they would have taken the time, advertising that we could download the entire Hustler library to a computer, to tell us where each one was from. I would have been even more likely to sign up with that. But damn, well done!
I know I'm bad, but I jumped immediately to Missy Stone in this flick. There's something about the sumptuous redhead that just begs to be watched. Maybe it's that her eyes are so alluring. Maybe it's that she'll star in anything from a feature to
Ass Eaters Unanimous (yummy). Any way you look at it, she is a tasty young woman who is just a natural for the camera. I do like how Missy wants to be famous as the faux Paris goes by, and she removes her clothing for the paparazzi just to get their attention. Lovely stuff, that. Now if she'd just do that at my house. I don't know how she does it, but Missy manages to have both a round and little ass at the same time, much as OranjeGirlfriend manages. It's a delicious thing. I would have liked this scene to have been someplace a bit better lit, as they make it out where they get it on at the bar, where the lighting is low and it's hard to really appreciate everything. Still, there managed to be something erotic even about that, so it was okay, I suppose. I'm just going to want a better look at Missy again later. I like actually watching her perform. If you're like me with that, check out
Sweet & Petite #4. Absolutely delicious, and the best thing this side of the Kari Sweets "Taste the Rainbow" picture.
Something I am an absolute fan of is the way Missy getting fucked at the bar is in no way abnormal in this film. I'm sorry, but I just think sex should be normalized so much more than it is. In an ideal world, everyone would be confident in themselves and their appearance and relationships, and sex would be something fun to share with someone to whom you are attracted. I suppose that's quite the ideal world, though. There is something wrong in the world, though, with a Missy Stone scene without hard and obvious anal sex, but I'll take what I can get, and Missy takes a huge load to the face and mouth in the end. That right there is worth the price of admission to me.
Have I mentioned that I love that Randy Spears is in this film, by the way? For veteran male stars, if I want a plot, I want Randy in it. And if I want hard anal, I want Steve Holmes in it. But that's another review.
Lexi Love is downright delicious in her role as a pseudo French maid. I do enjoy that she has a bit of Britney Spears going on with her looks. I also enjoyed that she asked what people did around there for fun (it was a spoof of
The Simple Life), and she's immediately doing a tasty bit of reverse cowgirl, still in her uniform. I want a ride. This part goes on for a wonderfully long time, with every angle you could want covered. If this is your deal, you'll definitely get off to it. The blowjob intermission is wonderful, and the tit shot she ultimately takes is even better. This is well made porn.
Fans of an encore will love her scene with Eden Adams later in the film as well. This is just good fun all the way around. I'm really glad the spoof genre has taken off the way it has, and
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris is an example of how it should be done. It's fun, it's relatively harmless, and it's really quite nice to watch. I don't really know what else, aside from the anal fans being largely unfulfilled, anyone could ask for.
By:
Oranje