4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
5
Audio:
5
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11/30/2009
Please understand, I like this film. With that said,
Big Boobs are Cool? Really? That's what we're going to call this? I get that the faux comic strip font and the like is supposed to be ironically funny in that way that kills off the term irony, but come on! I know most studios haven't done anything much more mature than this, but I can hear my friend's 11-year old son talking like that. Let's grow up just a little bit, shall we?
Because Regan Reese is, after all, so very much worth watching. The busty brunette, a very big favourite of OranjeWife, puts in a tremendous showing with Sean Michaels. I mean, you know someone has presence when just the act of taking her top off is jaw-dropping, throwing her head down to gobble some cock, still with her jeans on. Just oozes sexy does this one. It's another typically great Regan show from there on out, though the camera stays in a bit too close too often. I get the impression their shooting location isn't all that large, so I imagine they're somewhat limited by lighting and other equipment. Because it's a breast flick, it's a tit shot in the end.
Why is that? What is the assumption that because there is a particular genre/focus/fetish for a given film, the money shot needs to revolve around it? It drives me nuts when that happens in nylon or stocking films, as those are some of my favourites. But come on! Just because she's wearing those doesn't mean she can't wind up with a face full!
I digress. Of course Joanna Angel is in this film, despite, shall we say, perhaps not measuring up to her co-stars. I know, she owns the company, so she's cheap labour. Still, Joanna, you don't have to be in EVERY film! You're quite welcome to be here, though, as your sexual performances just get better and better. You understand how to control your body and work for the camera. Thank you for that.
I kind of want Nova T.A. to lose the eye patch, only because it's getting a little creepy for me. My apologies in advance if it's some kind of legit injury I don't know about. But even pirates wore them so they could have better night vision without having to first get accustomed to the lack of light. We aren't filming in the dark here, darling, and you have too nice of eyes to cover one of them like that! Of course, it's another typically excellent showing by the alternablonde. OranjeGirlfriend doesn't understand the use of oil in adult scenes, but let me tell you, it's just delicious on Nova. She and Mick Blue get all rubbed up in the kitchen before getting down to business. Of course, because it's Nova, there's a great anal sequence, with the reverse cowgirl only minorly technically wrong. The camera is still too low for the medium shots, something that seems to be plaguing the adult industry these days. The anal spoon is simply perfect, and we actually get a proper pop shot here, with Nova's face getting a painting. Fantastic stuff, this.
I'm still on strike from watching the bonus features from BAE products, at least until they grow up and stop calling it "extra shit." Really, we're not all complaining about our freshman year roommate while listening to bad music we pretend to like because the kids at the college radio station heard if first. Come on. Between that and the annoying animations on the menu before we can actually get to selecting something is a bit of narcissistic annoyance we could clearly do without.
Big Boobs are Cool 3 is most definitely a good film, only really held back by its own marketing image and hype. If you can ignore those - admittedly minor - points, then this flick really does deliver what it says, girls with alternative looks and ample tops doing what you love to watch them do. Rewgan Reese and Nova T.A. are as solid as ever, and make sure not to miss the performance by Roxxxie Rose either. It's really a stacked cast, if you'll pardon the pun. I know, sorry...
By:
Oranje