3
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
3
Video:
2
Audio:
4
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12/22/2009
I guess this is one of those times where we have to ask the meaning of the word "big." I like a nice round ass as much as the next ass lover, with ladies from Sadie West to Phoenix Marie to Flower Tucci showing off what I love to see. So a title like
Bubble Butt Barbecue 3 should be right there on the entertainment chart for me. And while several of these ladies are lovely just like that, keep in mind that a couple venture into BBW territory, fulfilling the needs of the fan looking for that REALLY big butt. Nothing wrong with that; just know that that's what you're getting with
Bubble Butt Barbecue 3.
Starring Vanilla Red, Christina Copafeel, Kapri Styles, Stacey Sweets, Milan, Toni Sweets, Mya F, Aryana Starr, Sydnee Capri, Lale Alexis, and Bunny Knight, this talent-laden cast works opposite the likes of Wesley Pipes, CunTre' Pipes, Joei Deluxxx, Nat Turnher, Deep Threat (I'm going to deploy a Cover 2 and let the deep safety cover him), Prince Yashua, and J Strokes, there's not shortage of on-screen experience. Yet, the chemistry you would expect never quite takes off, despite quality work by everyone. If I can make one real complaint about this film, it's the cinematography, where it seems to be deliberately amateur. The camera just bounces too much and can't seem to center itself. Makes it a bit hard to watch for me, just from a motion sickness standpoint.
The first scene opens with three ladies, all with adequate booty. One frankly has way too much for my taste - all cellulite. Just a bit too much for me. But while they try to have some semblance of a plot - why I don't know - the action is otherwise pretty non-stop.
Note right off the bat, as well, that the chapter stops are basically useless here, as they jump from one sequence of filler to another; watching the film this way, looking to skip to your favourite bit of action, is impossible. This first bit winds up having two women in it, two different women from the opening montage. Both are definitely bigger women, but I think the director made a big mistake in seeming to try to keep all the talent within camera shot at all times. Some alternating might have told a story better. As it is, it just doesn't quite hit.
The girl in the second scene really is very cute, putting in an excellent scene as well. This one probably has the most stable camera usage, and she interacts with it nicely. Again, maybe a bit too much on the booty, but neither the lighting nor the angles are particularly flattering, so it's hard to make that judgment. She can certainly deep throat as a talent, that's for sure, and she winds up with a monster facial for her trouble.
They cut rather rapidly to three more ladies with a lot, and sometimes too much, going on in back. Director Tony Flush goes for the typical follow at ass level approach, but he's got it all wrong by getting too close. Not as alluring when you can see half of an ass cheek. Again, it's just these little things that are holding this title back. What follows is a fourway with the three ladies, a bit hard to watch just because of camera position and just too many people on one couch. I was probably most amused by seeing the cars next door in the background, trying to figure out if they're deliberately out there or surprise guest stars of this film. Shame the camera angled away from them; we'll never know. It does kind of turn into the scene that will never end, though one girl eventually gets most of the cum in her mouth, and then there's an awkward swapping sequence for no discernible reason.
There's still another scene on this, the first disc, but I've already lost interest. It's not that
Bubble Butt Barbecue 3 is a bad film: far from it, really. But it just doesn't seem to have a focus of what it wants to show us, and that leaves me, as an audience member, kind of confused. It's a bit more like watching someone's private home videos, though shot with better equipment. A step up in professionalism will be a big ratings boost to this series.
By:
Oranje