4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
5
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
5
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11/30/2009
I have to give full disclosure up front: I would have purchased this film just for the boxcover. All things nylon, amongst other things, are really my thing, and to have the gorgeous Sadie West wrapped up in them is a huge bonus. And then they throw in some of the lovely Lexi Belle for good measure? Yee gads is
Nylons 6 ever a wonderful film. Fans of decorated legs will surely not be disappointed.
Lexi's up first, in fact, wearing a nice purple/light blue/I can't really tell bra and garter/stocking combo. Just a tasty woman, this one, and still one of the most versatile women in porn. She can be the just of-age school girl or she can be the tempting mistress or naughty housewife. Her range is just incredible. The opening montage did a nice job of showing her off, though they could have focused on the outfit more. The camera just felt impatient. The poses all go by quickly, more like a traditional porn opening trying to be something different. A bit more foot love than I'd like from this scene - note to all porn producers: I have a nylon and stocking fetish, not a foot fetish. They are, in fact, different things. Case in point: during the blowjob, Lexi's foot is the closest thing to the camera, strategically placed for fans of feet (really, I have no trouble with foot fetish fans, but that doesn't seem to be what they were promising us here). The rest of the scene gets much more conventional, though with the camera far too close too often. This really comes up during a vigorous missionary sequence, where we're so close that everything just comes out blurry. It seems every director these days has succumbed to either shots that are too close or too low. I don't get it. Spooning is probably the best of the bunch here, with our first stocking tear of the film. I think Mark Wood was just trying to find something to grip, but it's still effective for the fetish. A bit of lighting wash out during this part as well, which is a shame with such light stockings on. Sloppy. For once, the money shot isn't on the object of the fetish, which is nice, as Mark pulls out just in time. And yet, because they feel the need to drive the point home afterwards, Lexi rubs cum on her stocking and ties up his dick with the torn remnants of her other one. Really, it could have been left without those last bits. Immature, that.
This just in: it's not hard to look at Sadie West. Her scene opens with a nice scan up her legs, though it's a staircase for posing, which really never works. Sure enough, the camera has to get in too tight and I never quite feel like I got a good look at the lovely Ms. West. The nylons are a nice crotchless variety, the type so many of us are hoping are under that skirt. They get torn up pretty well as well (guess those won't be getting mailed out from an auction), though they and Sadie hang in there quite well. Again, it's a staircase scene, which never really seem to work from a position perspective, but I've been proven quite wrong by the work of these performers. Sadie in particular shows some incredible leg strength in a standing doggie, one leg out at ninety degrees for the entire sequence. Very impressive stuff. Too many close-ups again, but I don't think the camera had anywhere else to go. They were getting all set up for such a lovely facial, and then Sadie pulls up some of her ripped nylons over her mouth. Why? I don't get this.
Miles Long has done this before, just overdoing the fetish in this series. Miles, dude, seriously, you do a great job of selecting talent and putting them in lovely outfits. Great work on that, and the filming is pretty damn good too, with just a few complaints here or there. But this need in the end to involve the fetish is just too much. As someone who loves nylons and stockings, I'm begging you, just do a normal facial and then scan the lady's body at the end of the scene. That will make
Nylons 7 that much better than the already good
Nylons 6.
By:
Oranje