4
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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9/8/2010
Despite the rather lavish production, fine costuming, good direction, hearty sex, and talented cast, I found myself disappointed with DORCEL AIRLINES: FLIGHT TO IBIZA. It's a movie which appears to be fourth in a series from the esteemed studio, yet for my tastes, amuses more than arouses. As the title suggests, this flick is about hot stewardesses having in-flight (as well as ground level) fantasies with the pilots and the passengers. As any amateur porn historian knows, pornos about the mile high club have been around as long as the pizza delivery boy scenarios. Of course what makes fucking and sucking on an airplane so much more fascinating has to do with the direct involvement of stereotypically sexy stewardesses (I realize that they are called flight attendants now, but I use the outdated title because it sounds better in the review). It's a hackneyed notion which also applies to wet nurses, horny housekeepers or any other carnalized female profession.
Yet despite it's obviously higher budget and better production values, FLIGHT doesn't really offer that much more eroticism than similar, pseudo-classics of the past including, IN FLIGHT FANTASIES starring Briana Banks or ALL AMERICAN GIRLS 3: UP UP AND AWAY. The prominent use of condoms in and the general lack of chemistry with each scene make for discouraging viewing, indeed. I've always regarded Marc Dorcel productions to be among the best mainstream adult entertainment imported from Europe, but this movie proves that nothing is guaranteed in porn.
Certainly it doesn't help that I watched this movie with Digital Playground superb FLY GIRLS still somewhat fresh in my mind. In comparing one movie with the other (which may be unfair, but when it comes to choosing between two similarly themed videos, such references are necessary), it's clear that FLIGHT can't match FLY when it comes to erotic content and general entertainment. There is really no coherency in the Marc Dorcel production: most scenes are presented as a flashback or fantasy so there's no storyline to follow. Plus, without the benefit of some premise or plot (however thin) there's not much tension to the sex scenes. The stewardesses simply get it on, the guys get off, and we're on to the next vignette.
Madison Parker, a luscious Hungarian brunette who has yet to deliver a less than stunning performance, starts things off with a solid bang by having a quickie with the airplane's captain behind the cockpit. The co-pilot watches as Madison, wearing a pink hat and uniform which are eventually stripped away revealing her pink bra and black stockings, gives the captain a lusty blowjob, and then lays back for some missionary and doggy fucking which includes anal, and eventually ending in a cum-facial. Despite the rubbers and rather standard positioning, there is a giddy excitement at seeing a superior performer like Miss Parker perform in a realistic and unconventional setting.
Unfortunately, most of the remaining scenes fail to live up to Madison's standards, even with variety which includes a couple of menages a trois and a foursome at the end. The second scene involves Columbian actress Yoha getting porked in the plane while passengers watch, but the rather unattractive crowd in the background is too distracting. She gets banged anally, resulting in a cumshot landing on her butt.
Much, much better is gorgeous Mia Vendome who is seen departing from work and to an opulent mansion where two guys await for her arrival. Stripping down from her pink uniform to a gold bikini, Miss Vendome is pure eye-candy, and she's just as talented sexually as she is beautiful. She takes on both guys in a threesome which includes double penetration, and two cum facials, but the scene suffers from too many far shots and a short running time of about ten minutes.
Before viewers jump back on the plane, the movie remains earthbound with a sex scene on a beach. Tarra White, looking quite sexy in pigtails believe it or not, gets bopped in the butt in multiple positions in a nicely directed sequence which epitomizes the creative beauty of most European porn. She looks so good, that I didn't complain too much over the lack of an oral cumshot. But I did complain about its absence following the onboard threesome featuring Gladys LaRoche and Sothy Hiko, which sorely needed a good payoff to match their impressive conduct, which includes backdoor entry into Miss Hiko's other hole.
Finally, Miss Parker returns with an equally sexy brunette by the name of Yasmine, to offer their services to two other pilots hanging around the office. Their foursome is technically well-done, and the girls look fantastic doing the deed in their black lingerie, checkered scarf, pink hats and high heels. Yasmine gets double penetrated in doggy and reverse cowgirl while Madison watches with excitement, but the money shots don't land anywhere near their mouths. Any hopes I had for some cum-swapping or swallowing ended along with that scene.
Audio quality is generally okay, but dialogue can be difficult to hear if only because of the accents, the unpredictable switching from English to French, and the often booming narration. Video quality is also good, with deliberately soft but clear images presented on display throughout the movie. I enjoyed FLIGHT TO IBIZA for the quality production that it is, but I won't be flying their friendly skies as often as I had originally hoped.
By:
Diesel
4.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
5
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
5
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2/5/2010
On those nights when I miss the good old days of Euro porn from Private, I remind myself that the good folks at Marc Dorcel do just as good of a job and are giving us new titles. Ones like
Flight to Ibiza, a bit of a strange theme, but one that doesn't get in the way of the raw energy the film otherwise possesses. It's a good flight to be on, this one.
Full points to the whole Dorcel crew for the graphics they've created for Dorcel Airlines. It looks legitimate enough - aside form the sky in the background - to be believable. A lot of airports look alike, but I'll be darned if that didn't seem to be O'Hare that they used and dressed up with their graphics. Very interesting that they had a lot of the ladies from the film seemingly serving an actual flight, too. It's just those little details that they do so well. And we get to start by looking at Madison Parker? Well that's just a winner.
Madison is in some cramped quarters behind the cockpit (really no double entendre there, honestly) with the captain as the co-pilot looks on and Madison gives him a wink. So a pilot's license is worth it, then. I really do wish flight attendants had more of this dress code under their uniforms, I have to say. Really, black stockings just need to be in life in general more. It's a good sequence with a couple of positions (really the only two they could do in that tight space). And speaking of tight spaces, anal fans will be happy with this one as well. A nice mouth shot in the end as well, though the transition was a bit jumpy thanks to condom use. There are smoother ways to do that. They jumped away from it rather quickly as well.
What follows is then a nice POV scene with another of the brunette flight attendants, this one then turning into a group thing. Kind of, I guess. The group is more there to watch. On a side note, you don't often see a guy with a Tweety Bird tattoo, but here we have one. I did find the range of passengers looking to quite interesting. I liked it as it made it all seem that much more normal. Sex should be normal. This is all just a little bit rougher, but the audience seems entertained. Excellent reverse cowgirl here, and some good anal as well, with an ass cheek cumshot. Of course she then wakes the dreaming passenger up at the end of the scene. Because of course it had to be a dream. Dang it.
And we're on the ground at an airport that, as it turns out, is quite obviously in Europe. Two flight attendants and a pilot head for a Suzuki with its license plates blurred out. Odd, that, that they couldn't take care of that better. One of the flight attendants, the lovely Tarra White, gets out and seems to head to her apartment. The pilot and other flight attendant drive on to just a ridiculously nice house. I mean, this place is an amazing feat of architecture. Lovely stuff. There's another guy there, and I stop following the plot as the guys take turns stuffing both of her holes. A double face shot ends it very nicely.
Then we flash back to Tarra, and Tarra is doing what she does best. That body of hers is just amazing, looking great in a bikini as she pulls off the innocent look with pigtails better than I thought she would. This is as good of an outdoor scene as I've ever seen, and really my favourite on the disc, with both holes getting work on the beach. At about fifteen minutes, it seems to end just a bit too soon, but it's just far too much fun. Ass cheek shot in the end is the only shame.
Flight to Ibiza is just way too good of a film. And this is only the first half that I've described here. This one is simply a must buy for fans of theme-based sex flicks. I wouldn't say it has a plot, but a nice theme. A flight not to be missed.
By:
Oranje