4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
4
Audio:
5
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10/23/2010
I like it so much better when Wicked isn't trying to be serious or dramatic with their features. Those are usually the ones with Jessica Drake for those of you keeping score at home. Just dour, sad affairs with no discernible lesson. Don't most dramas at least try to make some small point?
None of that with Trash Talk. Instead we get, well, a bit of a strange plot, but any time we get Randy Spears as a kind of University figurehead, well, I'm amused. It's vaguely a take-off on Pump Up the Volume but not really. At least that way this doesn't get typecast off to the world of the parody. Instead Kirsten Price and the gang do their take on college gossip.
They open with the typical college classroom angle, and I feel some sympathy for the deliberately spoofed professor. I mean, that's my role away from the keyboard, and thankfully I've never really had to deal with students that pay this little of attention. Then again, I've never really had images of the lovely Briana Blair making very, very good use of my desk, either. The gestures and body language of the students allegedly watching are priceless as well. I say allegedly because this is actually a dream sequence ? hell, it seems porn is using more dream sequences than soap operas these days. Good chemistry between these two, though that desk looks really, really hard. Someone's getting a trip to the chiropractor! Some great positions here, though several of them are kind of blown by the obsession in porn with constant crotch shots. This almost ruined the lovely reverse cowgirl. Instead, we did back out to get the rest of it, though switching to an alternate camera that was tilted almost 90 degrees off from the original was a bit tough. That, and director Blade seemed to feel the need to pan just about everywhere here. A very creamy chest shot in the end.
Kirsten is the one having the dream, and there's something uncomfortable about a woman with this many age lines playing the head cheerleader. That and the fact that they're using the "biggest science nerd in school" typecast - something that should be left behind for high school - hurts a little bit of the willing suspension of disbelief.
Also, the fact that they're showing people actually listening to college radio, that's shocking too.
So science guy can pirate over the college station, and here's your plot.
Meanwhile, Randy Spears gets to play with Ashlyn Rae, the lucky bastard. He gets to slip his tongue right in that perfect little ass, the lucky bastard. Ashlyn's in that class of women where I realize she looks like the girl next door doing porn and how lucky we are for it, and also the way it makes me wish more girls next door did porn. Another scene on a desk. Hell, it might be the same desk on a different set. Ashlyn also has the eyes-rolling-back thing going when she's getting off that Chloe used to have all the time. They speed up and slow down very nicely in this scene, almost kind of alternating. I could have done without the toe sucking, but regular readers will know just how anti-foot fetish I am. Reverse cowgirl here is a joy as well, performed on a chair, so there is just a bit of awkwardness to the positioning. Very, very full points, though, for the nice facial in the end. I just wish that last part wasn't so shadowed. But I love a girl who smiles through a facial like that. Very hot.
College party stereotype breaks out. I hate parties. Ooh, but look at Kristen get her hands on Briana herself... hmm. That's nice. Lots of clit slapping leads into some toy play, so it's not all perfect in my book, but still not bad.
Madison Ivy gets a scene, and Kristen finishes off with Tony de Sergio in what looks like a scene from a dirty parent-teacher conference more than an alleged college tryst.
It was a fun enough film, and I liked that it didn't really take itself too seriously. I mean, they let the plot be weak in favour of the action, which almost always
By:
Oranje