4
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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8/25/2010
So I'm just barely a bit too young to really have related to the angst in this flick when it originally was released, but I guess it's generally in my generation. Above all else, despite the fact I don't find too much to be sexual about this flick, I do hope that, like all John Hughes films, this one freezes and then fades to black in the end. Maybe. Fingers crossed. Or whatever.
They try for the same stereotypes as the original film, with varied success. I was really bummed the one guy that was in charge of detention wasn't here, though. That was really a good part of that film, and if we can't have that, why on earth do we have this woman instead? Meh.
A bit of good funny to start as the Anthony Michael Hall character points out that since they're all adults and this is college, there shouldn't be any detention. That was kind of nicely done, really.
Andy San Dimas handles her character perfectly, and maybe Faye Reagan is a bit of a stereotype for hers. The line delivery is just completely off, though, and the plot gets hung up rather quickly. In a way where the characters they're portraying are no longer parodies.
Syren Sexton is rather brilliant in her role as the dork's sex partner. More than anything, though, I'd just like to sit and listen to her talk all day. Maybe if I could have her and Kimberly Kane over for conversation. Right. Just conversation.
Sorry that I'm kind of reaching here, but I don't much know what to say with Simple Minds stuck in my head.
Syren fills her mouth for a bit with cock, which is both good and bad. At least she doesn't try to combine the two and talk with her mouth full. A good variety of positions, even though it's a bedroom scene, and Syren takes a nice shot to her very nice tits in the end. A fun one, for sure, and better shot than a lot of scenes I've seen lately from a technical standpoint.
Full points for the
Who's the Boss lunchbox later in the scene.
Samantha Ryan decides to, while playing the dean of the college (the hell?), pleasure the problem student. My head is really starting to hurt. It's fairly conventional desk sex all the way around, and Samantha takes a fairly decent mouth shot in the end. Still not really sure how this is punishment or anything, though, unless her pelvis is really sharp and the cowgirl sequence was supposed to be corporal punishment.
Good on the jock stereotype for managing to get Breanne Benson, Brook Van Buren and Tessa Taylor all at the same time. Score! The scene is a locker room sequence, so the positions aren't the greatest. I think this tells us, more than anything, that we need to do more with locker room architecture to make them more ergonomically satisfying. Clearly. Not a bad facial pop shot in the end, though it never quite goes well when you try to spread it around to three ladies. There just wasn't enough to go around from a visual standpoint.
Here's the Andy San Dimas scene. She takes the jock, too, though she's really quite forceful with the blowjob. Almost makes me a bit raw. Still, talent there. Ass cheek shot in the end.
Then it's the bad boy and Faye Reagan together. A tight shot, this one, with lots of close-ups and the like. If they could have done just a bit more to zoom out, that would have made quite the difference. I just felt like I could never quite take all of the action in.
I was glad they did the earring sequence in the end. That was kind of cool, a good way to make continuity with the original. And that it was a pearl earring in exchange for a pearl necklace. That was nicely thought out.
And yes, they did do the freeze and fade to black.
I wish I knew what to say here. I am laughing a bit, but there wasn't much in the way of arousal here. Perhaps the party version on the second disc will be a good way to get a laugh when you have a group of reasonably open-minded people together.
Freeze. Fade. 80's synth pop.
By:
Oranje