4.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
5
Extras:
3
Video:
5
Audio:
5
-
9/20/2010
Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow are infamous bank-robbers who have established a legendary status among the vaults of American History. Taking their crime spree to the road during the Public Enemy Era of American History (early 1931 till 1934) they robbed many banks, gas stations, soda shops, and individuals killing as many as nine police officers in the process until their untimely demise in a police ambush in May of 1934. Their public image, heightened and embellished upon by the national media at the time, is still known as fearless rebels rejecting contemporary society and restriction creating an exciting life of sex, crime, and thrill kills. While they were actually quite clumsy, uncaring, and unsuccessful in many of their robberies, they were painted by the press as calculating geniuses unafraid of the modern taboos pressed upon them by American morality in the early 20th century.
While their actual life story may be embellished and exaggerated to seem sexier than it really was,
Bonny and Clide the porno takes the story and makes it even that much hotter with real, unexaggerated, dirty deep-dick fucking. With an incredible cast and amazing wardrobe selection, Bluebird Films has created a landmark specimen of period-piece filth.
Our film opens up with Clide (Paul Chaplin) just wrapping up a bank robbery as one of his hostages professes her love for him. Her husband, unhappy that his wife has become smitten with a felon, requests a divorce. We follow Clide on his path of destruction to a hotel that just hasn't made enough money for him to even rob it. Instead he is treated to a tawdry threesome with two sexy-as-hell 1930's bombshells. In an amazingly weird yet extremely humorous moment mid-fuck, one of the hotel employees moans, "Don't worry signing the visitor's book, you are signing my pussy!"
After his whirlwind fuck-fest with the two concierges, Clide covers their nude bodies with cash and takes off down the road. Car troubles follow and he shoots the car with a pistol before taking off on foot. Eventually he comes across a BEAUTIFUL car parked in a yard. When he attempts to steal it the outrageously sexy Bonny (Natasha Marley) introduces herself in the hopes of getting a Coca-Cola and a quick fuck. Quickly they fall for each other and get frisky right there in the yard. Eventually they engage in some seriously exciting erotic play and take off together in a non-stop sex-filled life of crime.
I don't want to give away too much of the film, so I will stop there with the exception of saying that the second disc is filmed with so much amazingly hot sex it is beyond comparison with most major-studio films today. There are so many outdoor fuck scenes that are absolutely incredible, filmed perfectly with great long takes and some seriously hot actresses. This is top-notch fucking and it is presented in such an ingenious and unique way. The costuming and locations, as well as the interesting early-Americana styled soundtrack really make this a perfect porno film. While it may lack great acting in some scenes, the sex and style of the movie are astounding.
Surprisingly the film lacks on special features, giving us only a slideshow and trailers. While that may hinder the success of other films it really doesn't hurt this as the main feature is a two-disc long sex masterpiece and a great DVD should be known for its actual film content rather than it's blooper reels.
I highly recommend
Bonny and Clide, and if I had the chance, I too would run away with them. Two big thumbs up.
By:
WrightWilliams