4.25
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
5
Audio:
5
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10/29/2011
I think I'm in the right environment when I know I can proclaim "hooray for tits!" While Pornstars Like it Big doesn't make a great deal of sense as a title (though slightly more than Big Butts Like it Big), what is actually filmed is much better than average, and the 12th edition we have here manages to put together a tasty cast doing what they do best.
And a big plus for the pro-condom advert in the beginning. Let's all be safe out there.
Where to begin? Kagney Linn Karter is always a good place. Is there anyone that didn't think this woman was going to be a superstar the first time they saw her? Statuesque might be the best way to describe her, and opening to her in a tub is very nice. It takes far too much time for us to actually get to look at her, though, as the camera just seems to wander wherever it feels like going. Odd, that. This should be very simple to film. It isn't long before Kagney has a cock to play with, and she looks so much at home when she has something for her mouth to do. A nice reverse cowgirl for the opening penetration, though it would be better if she'd just lose the panties instead of pushing them off to the side. They're more distraction than accessory at this point. No anal in this one, but everything else is pretty much here. Well lit and well shot, this one ends with a nice combo mouth/body shot. Pretty dang hot.
I like looking at Dylan Ryder. I could do without going into an execution chamber to start, though. Not cool, especially having Dylan be the accused. Uncomfortable to say the least. Skipping ahead, Dylan is rather enjoying one of the guards, her amazing tits out and being happily squeezed. Basically every position that follows is a joy to watch as well, though somehow the reverse cowgirl just doesn't look quite right. I can't explain it. And when she leans back into what looks like a better position, the camera goes down and fixates on the crotch only. Blah. That's not what the reverse cowgirl is for! It's supposed to show off all of her body, not earn me credits towards a medical degree. Another fabulous combo mouth/body shot in the end of this one.
Oh is it ever nice to look at Juelz Ventura. Though I could do without opening to her getting up at 4.20 to smoke. Ooh. Subtle. Ah, then it's time for a workout. Then we bring in the biker stereotype playing cards with the gangsta rap stereotype in a smoke-filled room. Juelz eventually goes for the biker stereotype, and I could really go for them moving the gun off the table. What's with all of the manufactured drama in this film? A week money shot in the end of this one, kind of a dribbler that sort of gets on her face. Still, not a bad scene, but the premise could stand to be in the background more than it is. Does she really need to shoot him in the end? Stop. Just stop.
Kerry Louise keeps the parade of huge-chested brunettes going. At least this one doesn't have crime and punishment as a theme. The reverse cowgirl bit on the couch is reason along to buy this disc. I was amused that the guy drops his pants and Kerry seems blown away by the size of his unit. Erm, I'm bigger than that. Though I don't know what reactions I would get my simply dropping my pants at random. That's at least a misdemeanor, I'm sure. What should be a good facial oddly kind of bounces off of Kerry rather than sticking. Maybe he needs to eat more paste.
Pornstars Like it Big 12 does nice work in putting together busty women with well-shot action, and with some plot deleted, what we'd have on hand would be even better. An overly dramatic plot just doesn't seem to work quite as well in porn, especially as it seems to associate sex with power, money, crime, etc. I much prefer something comedic. Sex is fun. Let's keep it that way.
By:
Oranje