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A Shame Fleshlight Doesn't Make Breast Novelties for Dylan

I've had the distinct privilege to review a number of the Fleshlights over the last year or two, and the Dylan Ryder signature edition is one of my favorites. And not just because I really like the nifty blue-purple case this one comes in. It's not the excellent pattern inside the thing; I've used the same pattern in the Jenna Haze toy before. Rest assured, it feels amazing. It's not the fact that, as a well-endowed guy, I'm spoiled by the length here and rarely hit the end. There's even that bit of bonus when you really push in when you're in all the way: it simply feels amazing. It's not the fact that their lubes are fantastic, or that cleanup is a snap, and they offer both a cleaning solution and a renewing powder, meaning you can keep your toy factory fresh for years to come. These are all really good reasons to buy Dylan's version of the Fleshlight, mind you.

For me, it's that I like the idea of taking a well-endowed brunette like Dylan for a spin, and that the only thing between me and her here is the process of manufacturing the toy itself. That's as close as most of us are likely to get, and I'll take it. You'll like this toy. I promise.