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Godfather XXX

Dream Zone Ent. / Year: 2012 / 3.58 out of 5
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An offer you should consider.

By: Jack Zodiac
In-House Review - Sep 30 2012

Even to attempt a parody of The Godfather, be it mainstream or adult, takes balls. It is one of the most iconic American films ever made. To produce a porn parody of it will seem like blasphemy and outright sacrilege to some. As a fan of the classic crime drama, trust me when I say there's no need to take a hit out on DreamZone for their Godfather. If you want to rough them up a little, that would be excusable, but unwarranted.

Welcome to the Whorleone family. Dong Vito Whorleone (Peter O'Tool) is the head of the largest adult film distribution company. It has provided him with great wealth and power and respect, and has allowed his sons to run wild and spread their seed wherever they wish. When you're the Godfather, you get all kinds of crazies coming at you. Filmmakers want you to produce their porn movies, creepy men stand around your yard talking to themselves, and porn actresses come to you with the fears their pussies will get too loose. Being the biggest, most successful, adult film distribution company comes at a steep price, though, because everybody wants a piece of the Whorleone pie. Rival companies are making moves against the family, and it can get deadly and dangerous. It's not long before the Dong's sons are fighting in the porn wars to keep the Whorleone family on top.

Believe it or not, Godfather: A DreamZone Parody is not bad. It may not be the greatest, most iconic porn film or porn parody, but it still has a lot going for it. It has big tits, a scathing wit, sight gags, and a talented cast who can fuck and deliver killer lines. A movie with both Bridgette B and Kagney Linn Karter can't be all bad. Throw in April O'Neil's hairy muff and you got a party right there. And as much as Bridgette B's double D gazongas are an immense presence, and O'Neil's muff is the stuff dreams are made of, the one to watch is Tommy Pistol. Pistol plays Michael Whorleone, one of the Dong's sons. Tommy Pistol is comic gold. All sex aside, and you can watch Godfather in a no sex version, Pistol is sidesplitting. He deserves an award for this performance.

In addition to some funny stuff, you get some pretty good sex to boot. I know it must seem like I'm singling out Bridgette B...but come on, she is the devil's playground, and a guy could play there all damn day. Jessie Andrews plays the porn actress with the floppy puss fear, and allows herself to be used for retaliation purposes for the family's honor. Veruca James is the only starlet I haven't mentioned, and I don't mean that as a disrespect-sometimes you just can't shake big boobs from your mind. Or April O'Neil's muff.

Director Lee Roy Myers has made a surprisingly funny film. It manages to poke fun at its classic origins, yet it remains respectful of them too. That's a tough feat to pull off. The cherry on top is the bonus features, a second disc of them. Other companies pay attention; this is how bonus features should be done. We get the standard trailers and photo gallery, but we are also treated to interviews with nearly the entire cast and we get a bloopers/outtakes reel. This is a step in the right direction.

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Disregard The Offer....

By: Kimba
Customer Review - Dec 02 2013

What a waste of my time. Horrible parody. Slow moving, dull action, Red Shoes Diaries on cable had better action. The guy who gave this parody a good review was paid to do so, don't waste you time or your Money on this DVD.

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DreamZone Entertainment’s Godfather XXX

By: Dr. Chauntelle
Industry Review - Jul 11 2012

Dr. Chauntelle does not use a rating system. Five stars is a default setting only.

Recently, I received a package containing a letter that read:

"Buona sera. I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse.

Because you're part of the family, I'm sending you an advance copy of Godfather: A DreamZone Parody for you to watch and review. I think you'll agree that this is our best work yet. It was directed by Lee Roy Myers and stars today's top performers, and it will be the biggest hit of the summer.

Please enjoy Godfather: A DreamZone Parody. I only ask one favor in return - tell your friends, tell your enemies, but don't forget your family.

Sincerely, XXX"

Part of the family? The biggest "hit" of the summer?! This is some mafioso shit!!

But not really haha because this is a parody - funny and fun and silly and definitely worth a look!! Read on . . .

DreamZone Entertainment's Godfather: A DreamZone Parody (2012), or as I'm gonna call it - Godfather XXX, was pretty awesome. Though it's definitely based on 1972's The Godfather, this rendering isn't at all concerned with the Corleone family.

In the XXX version, we're following the Whorleones.

That's right - in the Godfather XXX, good Sicilian and porn king Vito "The Dong" Whorleone is refusing to refuse requests on the day of his daughter's honeymoon sextape release party. A series of favors later, we find ourselves in bed with a surprised Mr. Pete and a whore's head (get it - whore's head, horse head - get it?!!) looking to prove her blowjob skills.

This sets the tone for the rest of the film - Godfather highlights, porned and sillied up enough to make it delightfully fun. Here's some text:

"Godfather: A DreamZone Parody welcomes viewers in the Whorleone family. As the head of the world's largest adult-film distribution company, the Dong has accumulated many friends, but even more enemies. At the brink of porn war, the organization eases the tension with orifices that no one can refuse and a raunchy does of revenge."

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