3
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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1/6/2001
The silly introduction before the opening credits, and some of the things seen during the credits, should be a hint of what's to come. It's obviously a take-off and parody of the famous syndicated boob-fest, but when you have Rocki Roads, Nici Sterling, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, and even Mike Horner and Bunny Bleu in the mix, who cares if it's a parody or not?
Rocki Roads is represented by two scenes, the first with John Decker (which opens the movie), and the sexier one with Alex Sanders. The scene with Decker is probably the tamest of all of the scenes, but watching Rocki Roads in action makes it worthy without having to fast forward or skip to the next scene. The scene between Nici Sterling (as the Australian lifeguard instructor) and Alex Sanders is extremely hot. It begins as a simple morning out on the patio, Sanders is obviously preoccupied/distracted with the vision of Sterling in front of him. Sterling tells him that he is good on the job, but could be better. That "better" involves a nice tight fuck outside, with no one in view for miles. She wants it bad, and continues to just go on Sanders as if she was leaving town for good. Sanders looks like he's enjoying himself, especially during the oral scene, which eventually builds up to a nice anal transaction that you'll want to see over and over again.
A lesbian scene on the beach between Davia and Randi Rage soon turns into an indoor threesome with Colt Steele, who casually rides his boat on shore and provides his seamanship. There is a lot of licking, sucking, and fucking involved in this one, and it is so good that it would have almost fit as the DVD's ending scene. Davia is almost too evil for the eyes, going down on Rage and Steele and if she could, she'd probably eat herself out. Anyone who enjoys seeing bodies with tattoos and piercings will definitely take this scene to heart (and other parts of the body, I'm sure).
Mike Horner and bubbly Bunny Bleu get crafty on a towel under the boardwalk, in a scene that turns out to be a very sticky one for both, with some very nice close-up shots. Horner still looks younger now than he did in the late 80's, with that Tom Selleck look completely in his past. Bunny Bleu has matured very nicely into a 30something woman, in fact dare I say she looks nicer and sexier than she ever has before. It would have been nice to see her do a scene with a younger guy (Sanders, perhaps) but the sticky shots are just too hot for words.
The final scene between Rocki Roads and Alex Sanders involves a bit of deception, apparently because Sanders was involved with Nici Sterling earlier in the movie. It is straightforward sex, but with all of the moaning, holding of the hands, and actual joy in the faces of both of them, there isn't a need for a touch of kink for this video.
Just like the actual TV show, we really never figure out what the storyline is, or who some of these people are, but anyone who has ever wanted to see some bodily interaction on the TV show will enjoy "Malibu Rocki: Boobwatch 2".
The entire movie was shot directly to video, unlike the TV show, which is all done on film. The acting almost has the feel of adult films from the late 80's/early 90's, which is perhaps the intention. Extras include quick bios of all of the actors, a few stills, and previews of other DVDs out on Sin City. The dialogue sometimes sounds distant, but you can hear every word, moan and body function during the sex scenes. It may be a parody, but it works well for much of the movie.
By:
T.M. Biblio