2.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
2
Extras:
2
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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12/1/2000
When you watch an amateur series like
Real Sex Magazine, it's pretty much a hit or miss proposition. A few months ago I watched
Real Sex Magazine 24 and was really turned on by the women who performed in that video. So I was anxious to take a look at the newest edition to hit DVD,
Real Sex Magazine 26. Oh, how things have changed in such a short amount of time. Perhaps it is getting harder for director "Wild Bill" Witrock to find young girls that are both attractive and horny who will show off in front of a camera, because that's the biggest problem with this edition, either the girls are attractive but boring, or they are hot but not someone who turns you on physically.
First up is Harmony, an attractive blonde who is by far (no contest here!) the prettiest girl in the film. So, we're off to a good start. She claims to have just turned 18, and seems just a little too eager to please as she answers the questions of director Witrock. Harmony apparently will only be on video with her boyfriend, who is named "Iceman" but (trust me on this one) looks nothing like Val Kilmer from
Top Gun. So in comes this heavily tattooed, kind of geeky looking kid, whom I assume is only with this gorgeous doll because he was probably the first guy to get her off, and she thinks that no one else would be able to turn her on. Anyway, Witrock does a good job of not shooting too much of this kid's face, so the viewer doesn't keep asking himself "what in the world is she doing with this guy?" Despite being very cute, Harmony isn't as wild as most women you see in pornos...meaning she seems more into the soft, slow stuff than really getting nasty. While that kind of thing is great in real life, it doesn't translate well on the screen, and the result is a so-so segment, despite the fact that Harmony is the best you are going to see in this DVD.
Next up is Imelda...err, I mean Marie Marcos. Sorry, but once you see this chick, you'll understand why I got confused. She claims that this isn't her first movie, although you would think the other guys that filmed her would have warned Witrock about what he was in for. The real person I feel sorry for is porn stud Erik Everhard, who gets the duty of having to bang this girl, who is totally unattractive. However, the bonus for Erik is that this girl, despite her looks, seems to be very, very tight. So tight, in fact, that Erik cums shortly after inserting his cock into her for the first time. This gives the viewer the chance to see two cumshots from the same guy in one scene, but neither of them are very sexy (not Erik's fault, by the way). If you do decide to sit through this scene, count how many times Marie tells Erik to "be gentle" and then follows it with a selected profanity. Apparently, she's never had one quite as big as Erik's.
The next to last scene introduces us to Shayla Heart, not the most attractive girl I have seen, but out of all the performers in this film, the one that looks like she would be the most fun to get it on with. Her prey is Rick Masters, the guy who has a big happy face tattoo on the back of his shoulder, in case you ever have trouble picking him out from acrowd of porn dudes. Be sure to check out the way Shayla kisses Rick when they meet...now here's a girl with some potential! Shayla also takes some anal in this scene, which indicates how willing she is to try anything on camera. The cumshot that Rick blasts into her mouth is also nice, even though she is quick to spit it right backout...meaning she already has those porn star skills nailed down!
The final scene is a solo masturbation one with Janie. Viewers should not be fooled by the box, which not only seems to indicate that Janie will be using a toy in this segment, but even has a photograph of her using one! No such luck, however, as this is totally a fingers-only affair. Another problem I had with this girl is that she looks at least 30, perhaps older. Now, there's nothing wrong with that...this reviewer is in his 30's himself, but the
Real Sex Magazine series claims to offer girls that are between 18 and 20, and Janie doesn't even look close.
Not much in the way of extras here, although there is a nice photo gallery (featuring actual posed shots of the women, instead of the so-often used stills from the production) and a feature where you can just watch the cumshots of the scenes. Overall, I would skip
Real Sex Magazine 26 and buy one of the other volumes in the series. This one is only recommended to those who plan to collect the entire series on DVD.
By:
Spooky