2.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
2
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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2/28/2001
In his
Up and Cummers series, Randy West takes new and recently new starlets in the business and films them in action. In West's
I Love Lesbians series, he does the same thing (although he tends to use more established stars) but focuses on all-girl action. The
Real Female Masturbation series does for solo-girl action what the other Randy West Productions films have done for their respective categories?basically to take new and fresh talent and to put them in front of a camera, many for their first time.
Real Female Masturbation 3 turns out to be hotter than what I expected a solo-girl film would be for several reasons. First of all, it isn't all solo...as one scene has Randy jerking off on a girl, another has a pair of girls (sisters, no less!) masturbating together, and the final scene even has Randy getting a blowjob, which totally takes this film out of the solo-girl realm. In other words, if you object to seeing a little cock (no pun intended, Mr. West!) with your solo-girl porn, this movie is not for you. However, if you like to watch girls do themselves, but don't mind the cameraman getting involved in a scene every so often,
Real Female Masturbation 3 may be exactly the title you are looking for.
The movie opens with Kelsie Chambers, a former bartender from Alaska, who now apparently has moved up in the world and is tending bar in Los Angeles. Her opening bit is outside in a lawn chair, but she soon moves inside so Randy can interview her a bit and she can get into some more hot action. Kelsie gets off with a toy and just kind of lies back, closes her eyes and goes with her instinct. Meanwhile, Randy can't resist to pull out his tool and start whacking off, and when he comes, he even deposits a bit on Kelsie's legs and lower torso.
Next up is Maria Madison, who looks basically African American to my eyes, but claims to be a mix of Creole, Portuguese, Cherokee, and I don't know what all else! Randy calls her a "mutt", which seemed a little cruel, but he covers it up by saying "I like mutts!"...like that is going to make up for it! However, I did find Maria to be one of the less appealing women in the movie, and her scene was only so-so in terms of appeal. I did notice that when she got up at the end of her segment that you could see a basketball game on TV in the background, so apparently given the option of watching this girl get off or checking out some hoops, several of the film crew decided to catch the game!
The third scene in
Real Female Masturbation 3 is by far my favorite, as Randy introduces us to two sisters, one 21 and the other 19, who want to masturbate together for the camera. Now, I have no idea if these girls were really sisters, but they look enough like each other that it is certainly possible...and the fact that they refused to pleasure each other during the scene tends to lend to the evidence that these two are actually siblings. The older one is certainly nice to look at, but I was really taken by the younger, 19-year-old sister, who reminded me of Britany Spears! Take a look at the box cover and see if you don't agree...or do I need to make an appointment with the optometrist?
Next up is Monica, whose body isn't too bad, but who definitely needs some dental work. Her scene doesn't have any special appeal to it, and she seems to basically go through the motions for Randy.
I really wasn't crazy about the last girl either, but imagine my shock when she decided to stop masturbating and give a blowjob on the spot! Angelina is a bit older than the other women in this film, but maybe Randy knew that he was going to get what he wound up getting, so he agreed to film her in action! Of course, the blowjob really takes the DVD out of the solo-girl category, but since I wasn't expecting her to give a blowjob, I must say the scene caught me by surprise.
Compared to other solo-girl titles,
Real Female Masturbation 3 is an above average endeavor. However, overall it is only an average adult title. The sisters in scene three are the real reason to pick up this DVD, so if you don't find them appealing on the box cover, you may want to pass on this disc. The video and audio quality of the DVD is average for this type of hand-held camera gonzo film and the bonus features include a photo gallery and eight previews of other Randy West Productions titles.
By:
Spooky