2.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
2
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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12/13/1998
Dr. Vicecock (Susan Vegas) is running a group therapy session for a real sorry bunch of losers. Man, were they
depressing! This group made the castaways on Gilligan's Island seem like Harvard Graduates. We have the virgin (Rachel Ryan),
the nymph (Rayne), the frigid woman (Renee Foxxe) and the Smart Ass (Krystina King) plus the guys.... a cowboy, a nerd and a
liar. Help! After listening to these folks "read" their lines I was in need of a little therapy myself. But what about the sex you ask,
well we had the Dr. taste the virgin and the Cowboy eat the frigid woman while the nympho takes on the nerd. Then, of course,
the smart ass eats the nympho, only to be joined by the liar....you get the idea. Not that all the sex was bad. Rachel Ryan was
quite a revelation once she emerged from her "virgin" identity and disrobed. Sleek and sexy, she certainly made for some eye
candy. Unfortunately, the only other candy in this flick was sour balls.
The quality of the image and the sound was good.. There were some very high quality close up
segments of the Dr. deflowering our lovely virgin with her tongue. Nothing left to the imagination here. The music in this flick was
out of a broken elevator. The extras were nonexistent.
Someone do me a favor, either do an amateur flick or, if using a plot device, try to make it somewhat legitimate.
Either way, amateur or plot, can work. What doesn't work is when someone tries to make a picture with a plot and acting
straight out of grammar school. It's not my thumb I want in my mouth when watching porn, but that's about the level you get with
this smart ass movie. For the complete review click the link below or visit our site
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By:
8" Critic