4.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
5
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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9/15/2002
Gonzo Video certainly knows a sure thing when they see it. Capitalizing on Ron Jeremy's rotund recognition, in and out of the porn industry, Gonzo supplied Mr. Jeremy with a full size SUV limo and a cameraman. The result is one of the most playful and self-aware fuck flicks I've ever had the pleasure of watching:
Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach.
In it you'll find much more than mere fuckin' with gorgeous gals (Holly Halston and Taylor Rain make a notable appearance, including a surprise visit by Brittany Skye), you'll gain an invaluable insight into the brilliant mind of Ron Jeremy. Celebrated the world over as the master of masturbatory cinema, Ron Jeremy contains a unique presence that will leave you giggling long after you've toweled yourself off. In this film Mr. Jeremy reveals his in-depth knowledge of the swimming patterns of dolphins and sharks, and we are able to catch a glimpse of the dirty director at work, crafting some of the finest fucks scenes ever committed to video tape.
The structure of the film is quite simple: Ron Jeremy travels along the beautiful boardwalk of Venice Beach, attracting the company of beautiful women, who are more than willing to show off their goods in Ron's oversized limo. Although Ron's playful persona reveals just how contrived such a situation can be, he brings an element of comedy to the fore by satirizing these chance encounters. For instance, when Ron meets up with lovely Leanne Heart on the beach, they perform a clichéd slow-motion embrace that has become the standard in Hollywood. This is punctuated nicely by Ron teaming Leanne with a straggly haired beach bum for a raunchy round of backseat fucking. Leanne gives the lucky bum some of the best head I've ever seen, showing us everything she's got while Ron stares on in approval. Although this all takes place in the backseat of a limo, Leanne has no problem bending her body into a plethora of positions, riding that cock like it's going out of style.
The first team for Ron's wild ride is two darling little girls, Phoenix Ray and Mandy Roberts, who approach Ron for an autograph. The next thing you know, Ron has convinced them to enter the limo doors for some hot lesbian action that will leave you glued to your pants. Phoenix takes her time eating Mandy's sweet young pussy, making her good and wet before Mandy has her seat at the southern sushi bar. Ron can hardly contain himself at times, creeping into the shot for a little taste of their precious pink. At one point, he hands them a huge dildo, directing them to engage in some enjoyable end-to-end humping. Hot damn!
At the end of the film, Mr. Jeremy is in the middle of his ending send-off when another couple comes in for a last minute audition. He tells them to lay out on his couch so he can view their finer qualities. Brittany Skye and her boy give Ron a delightful display of feisty fornication when Ron finally takes matters into his own hands. After Brittany moans in ecstasy, Ron comes over and makes her suck his cock, finally cumming all over her delicate young face. While she laps up the remnants of Jeremy's joy juice, she knows she's made her way into the film's diagesis.
The best aspect about this disc is that the good people at Gonzo Video have jam packed an entire B-side of extra trailers, phone ads, and internet links to give you over an hour and a half of supplementary material. There are over 50 trailers for other Gonzo/Metro productions, including Stacey Valentine's last film,
Red Vibe Diaries 3, and Ron Jeremy's
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon. There's also the standard photo gallery with 28 pics of all the gorgeous girls that we met in the film.
For being such a low budget, fly-by-night film, the visual and audio qualities are extremely crisp and clear. So if you're a fan of picturesque California girls getting fucked in SUV limos, or just have a soft spot for Ron Jeremy's dry wit, you will not be disappointed in having
Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach in your DVD collection.
By:
primolandia