3.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
5
Video:
3
Audio:
4
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10/9/2002
For those who are too busy to take the time to watch a travelogue
and a porno, Hustler has come up with an ingenious new invention: "Hustler Exxxotica". Now, when you're trying to plan a vacation to a tropical destination with the Missus and are feeling a little horny, you can decide on which island of the Caribbean would be best for your vacation
and watch a bunch of people have sex, all at the same time.
The movie opens, after a long montage of beautiful tropical stock footage, with the hot-as-balls Yasmyne walking up to the beach in beautiful Kauai. She spies a couple, Sabrine and James Brossman, walking along the beach together and so makes the totally understandable decision to...squat and piss. Yes, this is a movie for the golden shower fetishists out there as every other scene or so a woman will, for no discernable reason, squat and pee. There's no warning of this on the box cover, so if you're a freak like me who's not really so turned on by with watching his porn stars relieve themselves, be warned now.
Another funky thing on this DVD is that every scene is done in a language other than English, even those shot in Hawaii. If the cover weren't plastered with "100% Woodman!" all over the place (indicating that Hustler regular Pierre Woodman shot the scenes), I would assume these were simply a bunch of cheap foreign videos that Hustler had bought, dubbed and slickly re-packaged. The dubbing job is pretty terrible but unfortunately, since there's only talking for the first few minutes of every scene, it switches back to the actual sounds once the sex starts. I say unfortunately because it's always fun to listen to an actor's interpretations of pleasure moans like, for instance, on "Iron Chef".
The final thing that's somewhat off-putting about "Exxxotica" is that out of five scenes, three involve multiple guys with just one girl. Maybe I'm being prudish for a guy reviewing porn for a living, but having a bunch of guys all naked and getting off on the same girl together at the same time just feels a little too gay for my tastes. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but there's a whole separate shelf for that the adult video section. When they're doing double penetration, their dicks are practically rubbing against each other - that's not so much different from watching them give each other a hand job, or worse. Never mind the fact that they're all coming at the same time...
In spite of the peeing, dubbing and sword fighting, however, I still give "Exxxotica" a high rating because every single one of the women is smoking-hot. They all have natural breasts, are tanned, young (mid-20's) and exotic looking. In the opening scene with the gorgeous Vivienne, she gets so excited that she continues moaning as loud as she can, even with her mouth full, which doesn't sound too much different from a person talking with their mouth full. It might sound comical, but... well, it is. But the point is that she's so horny she just can't help herself, okay?
The hottest scene takes place on a beach on one of the Marquesas Islands. In it, the gorgeous Sophie and Drimla get it on with JPX in the middle of the beach, the waves crashing around them. Drimla starts off giving head while Sophie eats her out, then Drimla gets fucked in multiple positions while eating out Sophie, and then finally takes the come shot in her mouth during which she gets knocked over by an especially large wave. The final scene between Yasmyne, Sabrine and James Brossman is also pretty good even though marred by Yasmyne's decision to relieve her bladder while giving a blowjob.
Also included on this DVD are a slide show, coming attractions and a director's profile from which we learn during an interview that Pierre Woodman, not the most attractive of men, has had sex with over 1500 women.
By:
Puckishlad