4
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
4
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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10/25/2002
You probably won't be surprised to hear that Red Light District delivers another quality title in
Breakin' Em In 3. However, the biggest question here may be why Vince Voyeur and company chose to feature newcomer Diana on the box cover - of all the babes in this title, I found her performance to be the least thrilling.
Things start off with Diana, a ½ Persian - ½ Norwegian brunette who can speak some, but not a lot, of English. Perhaps she "loses something in the translation", but I couldn't get over the fact that this girl seems a little too impressed with her (at least compared to some of the other talent in this movie) less than stellar body. Sure, she's cute, but she's by no means a knockout.
Diana is teamed up with Randy Spears and Brett Rockman for a threesome, that doesn't contain much more than standard sex. There's no anal here, and very little in the way of position switching, as most of the action takes place in the missionary position (although there is some reverse cowgirl with Randy). Diana gets a pair of facials from the guy to finish off the scene.
Next up is British gal Angel Long, and she's got the perfect combination of a nice body and a nasty mouth. Teamed with Brian Pumper and Dillion (not Dillion Day, but another Dillion), Angel gives a performance that is both fun to watch and fun to listen to. In fact, while you're viewing this scene, you may want to make a "drinking game" out of how many times Angel calls Brian a "filthy bastard"...try it, it's fun!
Scene three brings us Naudia Nice, a girl I would swear is Chloe's younger sister if I didn't know better. She's got a petite frame, red hair, big doe eyes and a love for anal that Chloe herself may not even be able to match. Joined by porn studs Mark Davis and Tony Tedeschi, Naudia's threesome is perhaps the best scene on this entire DVD...and that's saying quite a lot.
If shy girls are more your type, they may not get any shyer than Tori, a 21-year-old from San Diego whom I was surprised even managed to take off her clothes, let alone have sex with anyone. She finally gets down and dirty with Joel Lawrence and Mario, and then has the audacity to give them a "B" rating for their efforts. Director Vince Voyeur properly chimes in, "would that be a 'B' for bitch?!" Well said, Vince!
Most viewers who follow the world of gonzo will no doubt be familiar with Austin O'Riley, a long haired blonde who shows her love for anal action in this title. Mr. Pete and Tony Tedeschi both get a shot at her backdoor and, later in the sequence, double penetrate her. Both facials occur right after the guy in question has been fucking her in the ass - so if you're the type of guy (or gal) who loves ass-to-mouth fun, this scene should definitely turn you on.
Finally, we get newcomer Jasmine Lynn, who is an actress that I have a feeling fans are really going to get to know well over the next year -assuming she continues to give the kind of performance that we see here. Triple-teamed by the likes of Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete and Brett Rockman, Jasmine's scene almost seems like it's out of an Extreme Associates title - that's how hardcore it gets between her and the guys. After some quality anal and DP action, Jasmine takes all the guys' loads in her face...she does spit some out, but she swallows a lot too!
Just when you think the action is all finished, Red Light outdoes themselves by putting a total of three bonus scenes in the "Boner Footage" of the extras. Although each is relatively short, we get to see Vince get blown by Cindy Crawford (who looks nothing like her mainstream counterpart, but is cute nevertheless); get to have anal sex and get a blowjob from Jasmine Lynn; and get yet another blowjob from Cherie. Additional bonuses include a behind the scenes featurette; a slide show and 20 trailers for other Red Light titles. As always, the video and audio quality of this Red Light title is above average.
Although perhaps not quite as good as the two previous entries in this series,
Breakin' Em In 3 is yet another quality DVD that should please almost all adult gonzo fans.
By:
Spooky