4.5
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Film:
5
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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11/5/2002
Ever since this title was announced a couple of months ago, I've found myself chuckling while watching White House and Pentagon press conferences. Either this shows Jules' knack for creating clever titles or simply illustrates my juvenile sense of humor and preoccupation with porn; maybe a little bit of both. Anyway,
Weapons of Ass Destruction is another amazing anal-themed release from Jules Jordan featuring several familiar faces...and asses.
First up is
Ass Worship alumnus, Belladonna, looking as good as ever in a transparent top, a pair of white skin tight shorts, and matching fishnets. The delicate costuming really pays off as Bella struts her stuff, eventually pulling her shorts down over her round ass. As she spreads her cheeks apart, Jules dives in for quick taste. Next, it's time for Bella's "magic tricks". The Bermuda Triangle has nothing on Bella's ass as she effortlessly swallows a number of large objects including multiple dildos, butt plugs, anal beads and an enormous black butt plug. Of course, after each object has been shoved up her ass, she's happy to suck and lick them clean. This remarkable toy sequence moves right into some great anal penetration as Jules pushes his cock into her ass while she still has a butt plug lodged in her rear.
He eventually removes all foreign objects from her ass and concentrates on filling her well stretched hole with warm cock. Those fishnets still look great as Jules slams into her ass doggy style. In transition, Bella hastily deep throats Jules, scrunching her face into his abdomen as his ass tainted cock tickles the back of her throat. Next, she mounts him for some vaginal cowgirl, providing a good look at her gaping ass. The ass pounding reconvenes in a number of interesting positions. After a reverse cowgirl, the two slip into a hot 69. Later, Bella sits on a bar stool with her ass hanging over the edge; this gives Jules easy access while providing a wonderful camera angle. She even gets DP'd with the help of a special suction-cup dildo stuck to the top of a coffee table, while Jules pounds her ass from behind. Eventually, the huge black butt plug makes another appearance and this time Bella manages to get the whole thing up her ass. After this amazing feat, Jules fucks her raw ass until he explodes inside her rectum. Once the shot glass comes into view, fans will know what to expect. Jules holds the shot gloss right below her raw ass, then pulls out his cock. A gush of thick semen oozes out of her raw hole and pools inside the glass. Jules adds to the vile concoction by milking a few more drops from his dick, then dangles the glass in front of Bella's face. She gulps down the contents and proceeds to lick the glass clean as the scene fades out. And to think, this is just the opener!
McKayla Matthews is busy working out when Jules wanders in with the camera. He gets a nice low angle shot as she does the stair master and even convinces her to drop her shorts a bit. Her ass looks great jiggling with each step. After McKayla's workout, Jules follows her to watch some of her ass stretching exercises. She begins with some finger play, then pushes dildos and anal beads into her pink hole. When she's ready, she goes down stairs to greet Lee Stone with a generous blowjob. Once again, a bar stool comes in handy as McKayla sits down and leans forward, offering easy rear access to her pussy. McKayla really gets into it as Lee slam fucks her with his big dick. Her exclamations become even livelier once Lee pushes his way into her asshole. She only pipes down when Lee pulls out and fills her mouth with his cock. When asked how it tastes she simply replies, "Tastes like my ass." It's not till they move into a pile driver position that I notice McKayla still has her tennis shoes on. It might not work for some, but there's something extremely hot about watching McKayla get ass fucked with her shoes sticking up in the air. Apparently Lee thought so too, because he pulls out and sprinkles his juice into her gaping ass. Once he's stroked his schlong dry, he pushes back into her ass for a few more thrusts. McKayla tries to excavate some jizz out of her steaming hole, but only finds a few droplets which she gathers with her fingers and licks away.
Gauge in a cage! No, it's not a wrestling event, but rather the way the third scene begins. While crawling around on all fours inside a cage, four guys come into view and stick their dicks through the bars...really, there should be a warning label. Gauge approaches one cock and begins sucking away. She even manages to get fucked doggy while she sucks on one of the others. The guys (Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Arnold Schwartzenpecker and Jules) eventually let her out of the cage and immediately surround her for an intense blowjob session. It's not long before the long strings of drool and saliva drip toward the floor as Gauge gargles away on cock. When she lays down for some missionary penetration, she continues sucking on one cock while stroking the other two...this looks great! She eventually bends over for some anal probing as the guys tag team between her ass and mouth. Pat gets stuck on the bottom in a couple of DP setups, but everybody gets their fair share of Gauge's tight holes. While in a reverse cowgirl position, she even manages to take a double anal which unexpectedly results in some squirting. At the end, each guy jerks off in her open mouth, but she doesn't swallow till she has all four loads. Gauge has done a lot of great scenes, but this is easily one of her best.
You may remember Stacy from
Trained Teens. She was the innocent looking teen Jules seduced by showing her hardcore photos. Well, Jules and Stacy pick up where they left off by looking at more of Jules' vast porn collection. In some nice product placement by Mr. Jordan they start off by watching Aurora's scene from
Space Invaderz. Seeing Aurora get ravished by three guys seems to make little Stacy a bit envious. So Jules has Stacy put on a blindfold, then leads Erik Everhard, Brett Rockman and Jay Ashley into the room. Stacy's response as she blindly reaches out and touches several hard dicks is priceless. At first she recoils, but eventually grabs hold of their hard pricks. As the blindfold comes off, little Stacy gets to work, sucking and stroking each cock while making good eye contact with the camera. When one of the guys slaps her cheek, a wicked bright smile sweeps across her face; this little girl likes it rough! While she's still standing, Erik and Jay simultaneously stuff her little pussy with their cocks. Once again, you have to see the surprised look on her face. The guys continue to push this little teen to the limit with plenty of hard ass fucking, A2M and DPs. Somehow, she even manages to take two dicks up her petite ass. The scene comes to a close as the guys take turns blowing their loads on her face. She doesn't really make an attempt to swallow, but it's hard to hold that against her after such a scorching performance.
Like Stacy, Trinity also appeared in
Trained Teens under the name Meme. This time she's sporting a new look to go along with her name change. She arrives at the front door of a house to proclaim, "I'm here to have my ass worshipped." Jules invites her in then follows her upstairs while she pulls her jeans down around her big juicy ass. He has her dress in a pair of busy black and green striped pants and walk around outside by the pool while the camera stares at her round rump. They then move indoors as Jules buries his face in between her thick cheeks and tongues her ass and pussy. For such a big ass, she sure has a tight hole. Jules has a tough time working in his butt plug and anal beads. He eventually gets them to slide in, and proceeds to screw her doggy to complete an artificial DP. Even after the stretching exercises, Jules has to ease into her tight ass slowly from behind. Eventually her ass loosens up allowing Jules to pound away at a feverish pace. Like the bar stool setups earlier, Trinity sits backward in a chair with her ass hanging over the end. This results in another great position and angle. It's not till the two move into a cowgirl position that the size and shape of Trinity's ass becomes apparent; it's not very fat, it's just big and round! Trinity closes out the scene by giving Jules some head, which leads into the facial. In classic Jules fashion, he coats her face from forehead to chin.
Once again, Evil Angel has turned out another fine DVD. The picture quality is super crisp, and even the transitions and dissolves are relatively pixel-free. The audio is great too, with smooth sound reproduction and noticeable improvements in the mixing. There are still a few moments where some of the "dialogue" is difficult to hear, but nothing too drastic. The centerpiece of the extras are the 28 additional minutes of bonus sex footage. A good chunk of this is composed of extra video from Stacy and Gauge's scenes, but all scenes are eventually represented. Unfortunately, there is no outtake footage, something Jules has been shying away from in recent releases. Please bring it back! The rest of the disc is nicely filled out with a fetish menu, a photo gallery, cast list by scene, filmographies and a Jules bio.
As
Trained Teens was similar to the
Flesh Hunter series,
Weapons of Ass Destruction is most analogous to the
Ass Worship line...whoa, SAT flashback. So if you like those videos, you'll definitely want to check this one out. But note, the action here is a bit rougher than some of the stuff seen in past videos. For instance, the mini-gangbang scenes with Gauge and Stacy feature some playful slapping and verbal taunts. It's no Rocco smack and spit-fest, but still worth noting.
So if you're a fan of Jules' previous work or simply looking for a hard anal themed disc, you can't go wrong with this one. Keep 'em cumming Jules!
By:
Dr. Mabuse
4.5
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Film:
5
Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
4
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3/14/2003
The current king of gonzo pulls out all the stops, and the result is an ass lover's dream. Every single girl here is hot as hell and gloriously enthusiastic. Kicking off with a one-on-one with Belladonna and an array of very cool looking toys (including one of the biggest butt plugs I've ever seen - which is perhaps a little too big for even Bella's super experienced ass), there's not a single lukewarm scene here.
Without going into a scene by scene, I'll just reserve an honorable mention for Stacy. This super-cute teen seems to relish every second of her four-way. She does everything with a huge smile on her face, and it's impossible - for me at least - to watch this scene without breaking out into a huge, delighted grin. This is what porn should be - it's not just a means to a little relief, it's hugely entertaining - in a word, fun. Stacy has the bubbly, friendly personlity of Aurora Snow (my personal favorite) and - if she wants to carry on in the business - she deserves to be equally successful.
Weapons of Ass Destruction is certainly not for the faint-hearted (with a name like that, how could it be?) but if beautifully shot, enthusiastically performed anal sex is your thing you have no excuse not to buy it.
I don't know how Jules Jordan will top this, but I'll enjoy watching him try!
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Morpheusx