3
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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3/8/2002
YOUNG SLUTS, INC. #3, an offshoot of Hustler's venerable BARELY LEGAL series, features a bevy of, um, well, young sluts doing what young sluts do best. Directed with a crisp, bouncy style by directorial cutie, Kat Slater, and featuring a eclectic soundtrack, this film is fun and serviceable, if not necessarily all out winner.
Once past the unavoidable sex-chat and penis-enlargement pill commercials, we are introduced to Brandi Lyons, a tall, very slender, leggy brunette with a vaguely Mediterranean look about her. Brandi lives with her prudish mother who constantly spies on the sexual antics take place at the house next door. Although Brandi's mother is constantly ranting about "whores," I didn't notice any money changing hands so I wasn't quite clear how the young sluts were in business. Nevertheless, there is lots of slutty activity taking place about the stately manor.
First up, Catalina, a tawny-skinned brunette and another unbilled blonde cutie lap dance for and take care of the sexual needs of two lucky, anonymous dudes. The girls give some oral favors to their respective partners and engage in some fucking before the guys team up for some DP action with Catalina who takes a final payment on her firm behind. When Brandi's mom calls the local security patrol officer (Herschel Savage) to hassle the girls, Herschel finds it is just easier to bang Wanda Curtis on the mansion stairs than arrest her. Wanda, a girl of indeterminate nationality with a curious accent and so-so face but a killer figure, exchanges oral favors with Herschel before getting some of his tubesteak up both of her holes.
Another scene in the mansion features African-American, Tiffany Mason, engaging in a suck and fuck with her partner to some oddly staccato music. When Brandi's mom has had enough, she sends her over to throw gas on the house of ill repute and burn it to the ground. Luckily, Wanda is there to stop Brandi by throwing her to the ground, kissing her and then inviting her in for some lezbo sex with her gal pals. The best scene of the film ensues as Wanda introduces Brandi to Monique, a very cute blonde girl and Jade, a very sexy Asian girl, both of whom have absolutely stunning, curvy, natural figures. Jade and Monique pair up as do Brandi and Wanda and pretty soon tongues, fingers, dildos and strap-ons are flying. Brandi looks fine as Wanda fills her pipe with a large, latex member while Jade and Monique share a double-ended dildo. Although the direction in this scene was a bit choppy it was still enjoyable and concludes with some light, tender sexy kissing between Wanda and an exhausted and sweaty Brandi.
After a musical interlude featuring Brandi and her new slutty friend romping through San Diego in jeans and t-shirts (Brandi looks really great in this segment) it is back to the mansion for Brandi to engage in some boy-girl carnal fun of her own to become a fully licensed slut. Brandi positions herself on the dining room table for a prolonged suck and fuck with some sickly dude who looked like a cross between a concentration camp survivor and a roadie for Metallica. Although the leggy Brandi is fun to watch and the semi-comical music (which sounded like the them to the old "Match Game" show) was somewhat amusing, having to stare at this malnourished, bony cadaver banging her really detracted from the experience.
All in all, while YOUNG SLUTS, INC. #3 features some attractive (if not stellar), young, natural, lanky female flesh, decent lesbian footage, generous chapter stops, competent lighting and direction, and some of the wackier music selections you are likely to hear in any adult feature, the straight sex scenes are a bit humdrum and tend to be rather static in their positioning. Worthwhile extras include interview with and footage of a very sexy brunette named Luna from YOUNG SLUTS, INC. #1, six previews and a behind-the-scenes look at YOUNG SLUTS #2. Bottom line, while YOUNG SLUTS #3 doesn't offer much out of the ordinary in terms of action or creativity, watching the bevy of leggy beauties on the DVD case do their thing is probably worth the cost of admission.
By:
Joe Blow