3
out of 5.00 -
Film:
3
Extras:
3
Video:
3
Audio:
3
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4/28/2002
It is probably fair to assume that BABES IN PORNLAND:ASIAN BABES, a Puritan Video release directed by Jewel De'Nyle, won't be winning any awards for political correctness or cultural sensitivity anytime soon. Featuring five Asian cuties, the DVD case boasts that "their slanted pussies take on huge samurai cock." (I suppose it is difficult to put the best face on your cultural heritage when you are getting DP'd by two massively endowed white dudes next to a swimming pool). Anyway, questionable racial slurs aside, BABES does showcase some attractive, mostly-natural, Asian girls doing their best to dishonor their families in this routine but serviceable offering.
First, on the menu is stern-looking, busty, Miko Lee, decked out in leather hip-boots and straps. Miko orally pleasures Julian and Dillion Day as she works on herself with a large dildo. The guys quickly get down to some double-teaming action with their comely hostess, including some vigorous ass-pounding and, eventually, some DP action. Miko finishes by taking a serving of "cream of sum yung guy" in her waiting mouth.
Next up, Jewel gets into the act as she and a trim, Asian minx, "Syren," service husky Herschel Savage. The ladies take turns riding Herschel's meaty pogo stick and Jewel takes his rod up her ass. Jade Marcela, a very cute, trim honey with a lovely natural figure (but for some distracting, unnecessary tattoos) follows up with a suck-and-fuck session with Steve Taylor and receives some testicular soy milk on her firm torso.
Jewel returns for more fun with Sabrine Maui, another trim cutie with a mouthwatering natural figure. Sabrine pours generous amounts of what looks like soy sauce all over Jewel and the ladies enjoy each other's oily bodies.
Finally, Cheryl Dynasty, another trim, young girl with a so-so face, services Joel Lawrence, including getting his beefy eggroll up her rectum (hey, just trying to keep with the "Asian" motif). However, Cheryl looks less than pleased to take Joel's personal sweet and sour sauce on her face.
Although I do enjoy porn featuring Asian lovelies (see my review of THE ULTIMATE KOBE TAI), I generally found the action in this flick to be good but not spectacular. (Just because a film is crammed with young Asian girls does not automatically make it a winner). Nevertheless, for an obviously hastily produced film, the camerawork, sound and lighting are competent and all the major angles are certainly covered (e.g. girl/girl, anal, facials, DP). While a "select-a-shot" feature (i.e. camera angle change) is supposedly included, I neither noticed it nor used it. Extras also include photos, three previews, and a forgettable "behind the scenes" feature (seeing naked girls standing around eating Doritos isn't real sexy and interviewing everyone about their upcoming segments seems a bit redundant - Do I really need to hear Miko tell me how she is going to get ass-fucked when I just watched it?)
Anyway, if trim, young Asian girls are your thing (and you want to steer clear of those wacky Japanese imports) then BABES IN PORNLAND:ASIAN BABES should steam your dumplings just fine.
By:
Joe Blow