3.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
3
Video:
4
Audio:
4
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4/1/2002
We should get one thing straight right from the start here: I love Private films. I mean, I
love them. I'm usually into the Euro girls, and anal is one of my favorite things; Private usually delivers both in droves.
The
Lust Treasures series collects a bunch of vignettes that are previously unreleased, and throws them on to one disc for your viewing pleasure. With everything told, this is a good thing, but it is a bit flat compared to some of their other releases.
Ten scenes make up this collection, and I'll hit a few of them in no particular order. There is an interesting Skinemax type takeoff on the prototypical nerd getting lucky with the outlandish brunette. I know I've seen a few like that on those free preview weekends. It's even funnier in a European language, though, like
Revenge of the Nerds touring Krakow and Novi Sad. So the guy lays back - she's going to take good care of him - and gets his dick sucked for a while. By now I was already waiting for the throw off the glasses bit at the end of those Skinemax films, where the guy suddenly gained forty pounds of muscle and poses for GQ on the side. But they leave him in the glasses and goofiness, while some other guy also works the girl over. There's a double facial on the end (as most of these scenes feature), though I barely made it there. It was sexy, but just too much cliche for me.
There's a very nice, though too short, scene with three girls eating dinner. It turns out the waiter's sausage is the main course, and he fucks each of them in turn, taking one of them up the ass. They're all stereotypically Euro porn girl cute. Fantastic stuff, this. Then one other guy shows up and picks out a girl to do. One of the chicas gets DPed while the other two feel each other up. Then they're all laid out for a smorgasboard finish, really a disappointing angle for the facial work. Still, it was good.
Outdoor scenes are, by rule, very difficult to film. There's less you can do to set the environment as you want it out in nature, and the few nature scenes on this disc suffer a bit for it. The biggest problem is that there's rarely an opporunity to get a camera below the level of the action, and this makes things hard to see. There are still plenty of winners, though, especially the opening beach sequence. I would think the sand would be a bit painful, but the girl here is so adorable that I couldn't complain. She takes all three guys without any problem. Anal would have been nice here, but hey, you know? There's also one out in a field with two girls and a guy that was a bit flat. The girls looked good (guy was a bit hairy, but I wasn't noticing him much), but it was just too difficult to get the angles right.
There was a striptease scene that wasn't much my thing, if for no other reason than it didn't make much sense. The brunette in this one wasn't my type either, but the real confusion came in with the two guys that appeared almost out of thin air. It went from a guy - girl scene to a virtual gang bang in a flash. Nice facials, but plenty of head scratching.
The extras weren't much to write home about, though Private always makes sure to include plenty of bio info, including other titles in which to find your favourite cutie. Nice, that. The previews section helped, too, since
Matador 11 will be one film I'll be picking up very soon.
The early 90s guitar rock for the menus grew old fast, especially as it was the same eight bars over and over. But it's still not bad for this side of a Michael Ninn or Antonio Adamo production, and despite the choppy nature of a compilation, Private's managed to bring the ladies from across the pond over in stunning fashion. This one title may not be essential, but something from this label surely is for every collection.
By:
Oranje